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      11-01-2015, 12:43 AM   #309
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I have no goddamn idea what shirt you're talking about.
Just fucking lie and agree with me so you don't have to see a hangover nightmare.
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Just fucking lie and agree with me so you don't have to see a hangover nightmare.
I've seen the hangover nightmare in person, it's nothing new. Post the pic.
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I've seen the hangover nightmare in person, it's nothing new. Post the pic.
Lol no. I'd never be back after a face shot.
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      11-01-2015, 12:53 AM   #312
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I have no goddamn idea what shirt you're talking about.
all you need to know:

it was WAY too small for Lups.....

therefore, it was a half shirt...and thats being generous in the description!!!
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all you need to know:

it was WAY too small for Lups.....

therefore, it was a half shirt...and thats being generous in the description!!!
Shoulder fit so stfu
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I have no goddamn idea what shirt you're talking about.
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it was WAY too small for Lups.....

therefore, it was a half shirt...and thats being generous in the description!!!
I'll compromise. It was a three-quarter shirt. You both win. Or actually, you both lose. You're both losers.
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I'll compromise. It was a three-quarter shirt. You both win. Or actually, you both lose. You're both losers.
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I have no goddamn idea what shirt you're talking about.
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it was WAY too small for Lups.....

therefore, it was a half shirt...and thats being generous in the description!!!
Ok technically that's called a half shirt. That was VERY short. I'd say you're one lucky guy for seeing that pic. So you win. The other guys should be jealous.
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Ok technically that's called a half shirt. That was VERY short. I'd say you're one lucky guy for seeing that pic. So you win. The other guys should be jealous.


Lups Ah, the warm glow of victory
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Ok technically that's called a half shirt. That was VERY short. I'd say you're one lucky guy for seeing that pic. So you win. The other guys should be jealous.
Hey I was on a university cruise, playing chess (really, chess) all night and I won the tournament!! That was the morning after pic when I got to our cabin mildly hung over looking like shit . I had a perfect 6 pack then, a rarity for a female and sure, that damn kid I stole the shirt from was tiny, but it was a full fucking shirt!

Our friendship is over. If you'd know me you'd vouch for me and state I wear more than I often do in that.

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Lups I am bathing in the warm glow of victory
Oh go eat a steak with a fork alone you fucker.
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Ok, I'm closing this thread now! Thanks for playing!
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Yeah, you and what magic moderator powers?

Jaadi jaa..
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Bwahahahahaha I just realized I can't close this dammit!!! Hahaha
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Bwahahahahaha I just realized I can't close this dammit!!! Hahaha
...IT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!!
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...IT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!!
I hope so, her new thread kinda killed me.

Damn man with better legs and a juice carton. Damn jake and his khakis. Damn wade posting his wife holding a drink since he is a hair model as we all know.

And then the op goes and posts herself as a nerd dream. Even Wah said that milk doesn't win over wonder woman and he's like the best friend I have!!!


Fuck it, I quit.
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I hope so, her new thread kinda killed me.

Damn man with better legs and a juice carton. Damn jake and his khakis. Damn wade posting his wife holding a drink since he is a hair model as we all know.

And then the op goes and posts herself as a nerd dream. Even Wah said that milk doesn't win over wonder woman and he's like the best friend I have!!!


Fuck it, I quit.
Go home, quitter. That's exactly what you're doing anyways: leaving us for Finland
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Go home, quitter. That's exactly what you're doing anyways: leaving us for Finland
Oh shut it you bitch, I'll be awake all the hours you are and you're just cranky because you can't enjoy my awesome company (as in ignoring me all the time) as easily as you have now!
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I hope so, her new thread kinda killed me.

Damn man with better legs and a juice carton. Damn jake and his khakis. Damn wade posting his wife holding a drink since he is a hair model as we all know.

And then the op goes and posts herself as a nerd dream. Even Wah said that milk doesn't win over wonder woman and he's like the best friend I have!!!


Fuck it, I quit.
Well, yeah... In terms of boyhood fantasies, I can't say I've ever wanted to bang the milkman.
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