That awkward moment when...

Stage1 · 10-28-2015, 07:18 PM

I remember this from OT on the s2k forum and it was pretty funny

Stage1 · 10-28-2015, 07:18 PM

...you realize you just washed your body with the shampoo

Needbmwpartzz · 10-28-2015, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Stage1

...you realize you just washed your body with the shampoo

Wow...I just did something similar last night....used shampoo as a face wash and realized it the second I started to scrub.....meh worked pretty good I must say.
.....or when I put my pyjamas and t-shirt on inside out simultaneously....then went to talk to my spouse while she gives me that sideways look.

VB5ER · 10-28-2015, 07:49 PM

Uhhh, this

Stage1 · 10-28-2015, 07:52 PM

..when you think you are walking into an empty bathroom at work cause the automatic lights are off and then you see feet under the stall (wtf who shits that long at work)

1smokehouse · 10-28-2015, 07:54 PM

...when someone walks up to you and says "Hey! Been a long time! Howya been?" And you have no clue who this person is...

Stage1 · 10-28-2015, 08:30 PM

... When you fart during church

F30lolz · 10-28-2015, 08:46 PM

A woman asks for your credit score.

Doc Oc · 10-28-2015, 08:48 PM

When you realize the beautiful woman currently pleasuring you has an adams apple.

135TX · 10-28-2015, 08:55 PM

Your using a urinal and walk away and the front of your pants are all wet. how does it splash that far?

stashtrey · 10-28-2015, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by VB5ER

Uhhh, this

LMAO. I recently removed a ton of pics and screenshots for this very reason. Couldn't believe some of the filth and weird shit I had on there!

Lups · 10-28-2015, 08:59 PM

When someone surprises you with the worlds most romantic proposal and you realize you weren't listening and you turned away to point a bird.

I win again!!

tc328 · 10-28-2015, 09:01 PM

When you sit down at the toilet to take a shit and realize you didnt put the seat down

10-28-2015, 09:05 PM

Hi im fixing an 07 335i ,i had to replace the whole dash due to blown passenjer air bag , now that im putting everything back together my navigation and radio are not working they are not even turning on and it was working before, can someone help me , what should i do or check, do someone here have pictures of the conections so i make sure i have everything right where they need to be ,thanks

Stage1 · 10-28-2015, 09:06 PM

^
...when you post in the wrong thread

MrPrena · 10-28-2015, 09:07 PM

.... when I typed "give me a sec," the damn phone auto correct changed to "give me a sex."

Lups · 10-28-2015, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

.... when I typed "give me a sec," the damn phone auto correct changed to "give me a sex."

Lups turns into lips often. It's hilarious how people who pm me fixes the lips adventures to lips adventures.

Oh, Audi texting. I'm always begging sexual favors with the word recognition and I have to say that since nobody is putting out, they either believe me when I say I'm driving or they just don't want to gimme any.

And that's how you write an awkward post!

1MOREMOD · 10-28-2015, 09:45 PM

You think your pushing out a fart and fill your pants?
Get so drunk you think the garbage can in your own house in the toilet?
Get caught spanking it?
Catch old people fucking?

Biorin · 10-28-2015, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

.... when I typed "give me a sec," the damn phone auto correct changed to "give me a sex."

My phone now corrects "totally" to "tits."

EALm4 · 10-28-2015, 10:08 PM

...when you hear someone making fun of the same car you drive...

ArthurL · 10-28-2015, 10:13 PM

- When you're alone in the elevator and let one rip -- then it stops and someone else gets on.
- You're walking the dog and you realize you ran out of doggy bags after she took a shit.. and out of all the time you've walked your dog, your neighbors just happens to be looking your way.

ArthurL · 10-28-2015, 10:18 PM

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...when you hear someone making fun of the same car you drive...

Or when you're making fun of a car that you didn't realize the person you just met drives.

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