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      09-04-2007, 06:45 PM   #111
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M3this, ever got head in ur bmw?
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M3this, ever got head in ur bmw?
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      09-04-2007, 06:48 PM   #113
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jesus christ!!! promise me, u wont do it. no. fuck that, promise your car you wont do it. she deserves some respect. (but your car is bi sexual, she enjoys wen u put a woman on her hood. gets her all hot n bothered)


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jesus christ!!! promise me, u wont do it. no. fuck that, promise your car you wont do it. she deserves some respect. (but your car is bi sexual, she enjoys wen u put a woman on her hood. gets her all hot n bothered)


I have a rule ... no sex in my car ... I was told its bad luck from a friend and I was like "ya what ever" and then hooked up with my GF in my old IS300 and I swear right afterwards it started having issues ... like it got mad at me. So from that point on my car is like my other GF
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      09-04-2007, 07:08 PM   #115
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welll, my cars have always been my "better half". i never would disrespect her, because she is capable of much worse things. u know what they say.... Jelousy kills. wouldnt want the steering wheel to twist to the other side to oncoming traffic all of the sudden.... lol
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I saw the best lic plate ever at a car show ....

MYJDMGF ..... of course it was on a Japanese car ... but you could spin it on our cars to be:

MYDTMGF or MYBMWGF
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      09-04-2007, 08:20 PM   #117
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lol. u know how fast that car would get key'd?

and unfortunately, where i live, we cant reserve special plates. we can only reserve a number for 10 days.

like i reseverved the number 777, and the liscensing period was at PCA. so i got lucky numbers, and the first set @ PCA. which in trinidad is pretty luck, and damn hard to get. if i could have a custom plate, it would be:

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Please, back to the topic of this thread...

(sniff... sniff...)
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      09-04-2007, 08:24 PM   #119
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Please, back to the topic of this thread...
Someones got their panties in a bunch!
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Someones got their panties in a bunch!
Correction, someone got their wife's panties in a bunch... (sniff... sniff...)
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Crazy thread. I like.
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Keeps the day less boring...
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I have a rule ... no sex in my car ... I was told its bad luck from a friend and I was like "ya what ever" and then hooked up with my GF in my old IS300 and I swear right afterwards it started having issues ... like it got mad at me. So from that point on my car is like my other GF
My shocks went on my X3 after having an "encounter" in the back seat. It got worse when the seats were put down.

Damn shocks....
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Keeps the day less boring...
true, thanks to spool, my day is just a bit brighter.
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nice thread guys......... very entertaining!
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      09-06-2007, 07:02 PM   #128
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Hmm. no actual comment I'm going to make other than... lately the off topic board has gotten a lot more interesting 8)

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i can honestly say that i've never done this. maybe if she just took a shower and she just got dress. for those that have done it...would u still do it if u saw skid marks?
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i can honestly say that i've never done this. maybe if she just took a shower and she just got dress. for those that have done it...would u still do it if u saw skid marks?
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lol. u know how fast that car would get key'd?

and unfortunately, where i live, we cant reserve special plates. we can only reserve a number for 10 days.

like i reseverved the number 777, and the liscensing period was at PCA. so i got lucky numbers, and the first set @ PCA. which in trinidad is pretty luck, and damn hard to get. if i could have a custom plate, it would be:

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Speaking of custom plates, my friend (who had witnesses) claims to have seen a PT with the plate "A55 B4G" on the back. LMAO how does that get by teh popo?
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i can honestly say that i've never done this. maybe if she just took a shower and she just got dress. for those that have done it...would u still do it if u saw skid marks?
If I'm feeling adventurous...sure why not!

I remember I was dating this girl back in college, and she was one of those girls who was just exploring her sexuality, and we went out to dinner one time at a really nice restaurant. Well, we ended up on the conversation of sex, by this time we had pretty much done everything to each other EXCEPT intercourse, so the tension was definitely building up.

Well, we kept talking about how cool it would be to have sex in the bathroom but she wasn't that much of a freak yet. So I had asked her to do me a favor and take off her underwear. After 15 minutes of begging she finally took off her panties and left them on the table (I got this from the movie Sliver is any of you have seen it).

You know it was on that night. She let me keep the panties too.

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