[andrewmr]

I once read that 80 percent of the people admitted to peeing in the shower.

The other 20 percent are liars.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by andrewmr

I once read that 80 percent of the people admitted to peeing in the shower.

The other 20 percent are liars.

Are we talking on your own feet, or your partner's?

Asking for a friend, to see if he is a liar

[1MOREMOD]

Why does anyone need to go on their feet, there is a drain.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by andrewmr

I once read that 80 percent of the people admitted to peeing in the shower.

The other 20 percent are liars.

I pee outside of the shower while inside the shower. Where is your logic now???

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we talking on your own feet, or your partner's?

Asking for a friend, to see if he is a liar

Wait, you're only supposed to pee on your partners feet while taking a shower??? Well shit.....maybe this is why women don't want to shower with me, I don't pee on their feet.....well, I mean I do, but only in public.

[1MOREMOD]

Interesting sometimes I pee in the shower while outside it. Dont suggest pooping in the shower however.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Interesting sometimes I pee in the shower while outside it. Dont suggest pooping in the shower however.

I'll admit to being a dry shower pisser as well. When drunk and all the toilets are taken, you improvise.

[UncleWede]

Don't any of you have water rationing? Or backyards? In the dry deserts of California, to save water for other needs, the dog and I go out back to take a leak. USUALLY I don't piss on either mine, or the dog's, but whiskey can change things. . .

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by andrewmr

I once read that 80 percent of the people admitted to peeing in the shower.

The other 20 percent are liars.

I thought this statistic was regarding people who pee in pools

[GenXer]

How did this become pee chat?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by GenXer

How did this become pee chat?

This is only page two. I tried to make it about aliens, but it didn't stick. Pee it is. By page 3 it will be about your favorite hibachi restaurant, which the girlfriend and I will be visiting today to break our 2 month no restaurant COVID experience.

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

This is only page two. I tried to make it about aliens, but it didn't stick. Pee it is. By page 3 it will be about your favorite hibachi restaurant, which the girlfriend and I will be visiting today to break our 2 month no restaurant COVID experience.

Took my 2 year old granddaughter to my favorite hibachi place (pre-covid). She was amazed by the onion volcano. I was 93.65% afraid it would freak her out, but she thought it was great!

[UncleWede]

My research indicates 84.7% of children under 8.275 years of age are initially frightened by the first flame on the empty hibachi surface, and remain scared when the onion train makes an appearance. There is a 67.5% corollation between birth gender and onion train fear, with females having more fear

32.68% maintain this fear after a 3rd visit to said hibachi restaurant

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My research indicates 84.7% of children under 8.275 years of age are initially frightened by the first flame on the empty hibachi surface, and remain scared when the onion train makes an appearance. There is a 67.5% corollation between birth gender and onion train fear, with females having more fear

32.68% maintain this fear after a 3rd visit to said hibachi restaurant

Lords work was done here.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Lords work was done here.

But still didn't get hibachi and page 3 together

I can't test to 99 percentile that my theory this post has a 76.8% chance of landing on page 3

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But still didn't get hibachi and page 3 together

I can't test to 99 percentile that my theory this post has a 76.8% chance of landing on page 3

Let's see what can be done about this.

Update on hibachi for today. It's a no go. Knoxville is still carry out only. Looking like we are having Mexican for lunch and skipping the trip to get the girlfriend new shoes. I feel bad for her. She works at a bank and is on her feet all day. She bought some new shoes last week and they shredded her feet after two days. We will shop online this afternoon for fresh kicks and order take out hibachi tomorrow.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But still didn't get hibachi and page 3 together

I can't test to 99 percentile that my theory this post has a 76.8% chance of landing on page 3

Still not on page 3. Damn.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Still not on page 3. Damn.

Statistically speaking, unless the murder hornets AND sodomy geese have offspring, there is a 96.4% chance we will get to page 3

The chance we will still be on topic to get hibachi there sadly drops to 18.7, as evidenced by the above hybrids

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Statistically speaking, unless the murder hornets AND sodomy geese have offspring, there is a 96.4% chance we will get to page 3

The chance we will still be on topic to get hibachi there sadly drops to 18.7, as evidenced by the above hybrids

What are the numbers that we can get aliens AND hibachi on page 3? I'm thinking 17.65427%.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

What are the numbers that we can get aliens AND hibachi on page 3? I'm thinking 17.65427%.

I'd suspect our resident alien 1MOREMOD has a 87.32% affinity for hibachi onion trains, based on his predilection for other forms of hot trains

[Dpc2u]

Considering there are many who are bored at home, I submit the following list of Hibachi tricks of the trade.

https://medium.com/@KeatonPatti/a-co...s-8d93dd9c1327

99.99999% chance that it is a legit Hibachi related link.

I am bored at work in my office.

[UncleWede]

There's an 87.3% chance that when I get back to the machine I started to update from 7-10 it will STILL be configuring windows after 92.3 minutes

[UncleWede]

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