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      01-27-2020, 01:34 PM   #45
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Been in a less than pleasant mood this morn. It seemed as if everyone I have encountered today is in the same mood.

Then it hit me, I woke up next to beautiful woman (who adores me and does more for me than she does her own self), morning sex, drove my Lexus to work to sit at my cushy office job. Later I'll leave work, go the gym and crawl back in bed with my lady. The ability to do all of these things are why I smile on a daily basis. Sometimes it's the mundane things that we overlook.
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I smile because I woke up today!!!
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I smiled yesterday because I spent the day carving fresh powder on the mountain with my wife, instead of being at work.
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      01-30-2020, 03:34 PM   #48
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I smiled yesterday because I spent the day carving fresh powder on the mountain with my wife, instead of being at work.
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More pictures from the new chick.
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I smiled because I've got a hole in my pocket and I'm feeling cocky.
I want a hole in my pocket.
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More pictures from the new chick.
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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Joe's mind and vocabulary are much like being served something that you don't want to swallow on a 24k gold platter.....with 5 star service.
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What he said!
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      01-30-2020, 09:30 PM   #55
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I just FaceTimed with the new chick.
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I just FaceTimed with the new chick.
Is it Wednesday over there
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Is it Wednesday over there
Thursday. Here is a peek.

I left her up for 20 minutes, gentlemen. Ah well...
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Thursday. Here is a peek.

I left her up for 20 minutes, gentlemen. Ah well...
I saw it!!!! Finally, something very good on the forum that I DIDN'T miss, contrary to what usually happens which is I would have read this post 21 minutes after he posted it. That's the usual for me.

But this time...this time was different! Very nice MK.

I admit though, I'm a skeptic at heart, and so I am torn between either:
A - Your game is extremely strong and you are pulling extremely well, because she looks fantastic, or
B - That was a stock photo floating on the interwebs that you lifted.

But either way, nice photo.
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I saw it!!!! Finally, something very good on the forum that I DIDN'T miss, contrary to what usually happens which is I would have read this post 21 minutes after he posted it. That's the usual for me.

But this time...this time was different! Very nice MK.

I admit though, I'm a skeptic at heart, and so I am torn between either:
A - Your game is extremely strong and you are pulling extremely well, because she looks fantastic, or
B - That was a stock photo floating on the interwebs that you lifted.

But either way, nice photo.
THIS is why I was insistent on FaceTiming with her. The first 2 photos she sent me were INCREDIBLE and I was CERTAIN I was being catfished. I even did a google image search as part of my due diligence and came up with nothing which was a good sign. And let me assure you, her face is better than her body. She's smart, works in healthcare just as myself and is extremely sweet, thus far.

And what the heck to you mean finally something good on the forum?!?!! Didn't you see the newest Prancercise video I posted WITH a special guest celebrity? I can repost it if you can't find it. Just say the word!!
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THIS is why I was insistent on FaceTiming with her. The first 2 photos she sent me were INCREDIBLE and I was CERTAIN I was being catfished. I even did a google image search as part of my due diligence and came up with nothing which was a good sign. And let me assure you, her face is better than her body. She's smart, works in healthcare just as myself and is extremely sweet, thus far.

And what the heck to you mean finally something good on the forum?!?!! Didn't you see the newest Prancercise video I posted WITH a special guest celebrity? I can repost it if you can't find it. Just say the word!!
So what photo? Did I miss something? And with respect to the Prancercise, don't tease us.....
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MK's photo uploads need come with a notification alert and some form of "this post will self-destruct in 20 minutes. Hate that I missed it, but I was a little....um..."busy" when it was posted.
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MK's photo uploads need come with a notification alert and some form of "this post will self-destruct in 20 minutes. Hate that I missed it, but I was a little....um..."busy" when it was posted.
If you guys respond to this I will put it up for a couple of minutes.
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If you guys respond to this I will put it up for a couple of minutes.
I wanna see....
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Anything for you, milady.

Appropriately angled for identity purposes.

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What in the F? Shit, I should have realized they would be T&A pics. I thought I was going to see a beautiful face. Should have known better.

Forgive me, but is this the norm these days? Do you exchange pics like this before you even someone. I really feel old.
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