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      07-24-2010, 09:46 AM   #67
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the fucking fingerprints! and the whole seatbelt thing. also when me and a girl would get busy in the backseat and put her legs up on the seat sometimes she fucking forgets to take her shoes off and starts wiping it all over the seat and door
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      07-24-2010, 10:25 AM   #69
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So fucking funny, but it is true. All women are the same shit. Here in the south you see a lot of women driving with their shoes off and feet on the dash or outside their windows. It is usually white trash, but I've seen some pretty ones do it too. Hate snail trails on my sits too, cover that snatch up, please....
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      07-24-2010, 11:55 AM   #70
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Nothing, or they walk. The thing eneryone does that pisses me off is they open the door and then just HAVE to grab the b-pillar cover first leaving fingerprints and then scratches which I then have to polish out. They get one warning. If my fucking kids can remember to use the handle they can too, or they walk.
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      07-24-2010, 02:36 PM   #71
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      07-25-2010, 05:36 PM   #72
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I hate it when my gf wears a skirt and leave a snail trail on my leather seats...
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      07-25-2010, 06:18 PM   #73
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eating a cookie or chips and then spilling crumbs in my car
not putting the passenger visor up when she's done using it
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So fucking funny, but it is true. All women are the same shit. Here in the south you see a lot of women driving with their shoes off and feet on the dash or outside their windows. It is usually white trash, but I've seen some pretty ones do it too. Hate snail trails on my sits too, cover that snatch up, please....
When I see ingrates driving with their disgusting feet on the dash or outside the window (passengers too), I really just want to impale them with a '69 Bronco at 50mph.
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      07-25-2010, 07:06 PM   #75
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tell how to drive......
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      07-25-2010, 09:40 PM   #76
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this reminds me of a story from a friend a few days ago.

They had been talking for about a week and they finally met up at her house. They got hungry so they went to taco bell, on the way there she starts flipping through his glovebox, and the armrest. Not flipping thru papers or anything but kinda glancing around. She then procedes to look at his iphone, it was locked so she couldnt get in.

Finally, they get back to her house and sit down to eat. He takes one bite of his chalupa, puts it down. She reaches over without asking and takes a big chomp off.

He looks at her, then looks at the chalupa, then back at her. Packed up what was left of the food and dumped her on the spot and bounced.
Don't fuck with my chalupa... Doesn't matter if its Steak or Chicken, bitch.
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      07-25-2010, 10:27 PM   #77
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      07-26-2010, 02:05 PM   #78
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I'll suck on your toes later, but get your damn feet off the dash.

And put the mirror up, I can't see shit with that light on, even with my X-ray vision.
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      08-03-2010, 02:59 PM   #79
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when girls put on makeup(powder), they begin tapping the little brush on the box of makeup and the powder gets everywhere...
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      08-03-2010, 03:08 PM   #80
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girls shouldnt be putting on makeup in the car! do that stuff at home
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      08-03-2010, 11:55 PM   #81
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I think I'll take the cake with this one.

My girlfriend thinks my seats are hand towels. She'll get ice cream or something on her hands and just wipe it on the seat. I know I don't drive a dropped, murdered out m3 or whatever you guys drool over on here, but come on.
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      08-04-2010, 12:13 AM   #82
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Hate it when they close the doors using the windows, leaving ugly fingerprints.
This.. especially since the doors in the 1er don't have a frame around the window. I feel like one day the window will warp or break or something..

Also.. go for a coffee run in my car because hers "has like a mile of gas left".. and then spill coffee on my leather / crumbs around the car. I don't mind when she drives the car, but it's annoying to have to break out the leather cleaner every other time. sorry if i'm anal but it's the most expensive thing i own.. i don't eat ribs then rub the BBQ sauce on your expensive earrings....
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      08-04-2010, 01:09 AM   #83
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tell how to drive......
i think that goes under the same category as talking
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