Someone Explain Snapchat to Me

mojobmw_e90 · 11-17-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

8 years engaged. Keep that going

3 years engaged, 8 years together

Axius · 11-17-2016, 11:59 AM

Pfffft, marriage for why. Just have a forever GF.

Joekerr · 11-17-2016, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Pfffft, marriage for why. Just have a forever GF.

You know, just because Ms. Palmela Handerson can't physically separate from you doesn't mean she doesn't wish to.

upstatedoc · 11-17-2016, 12:07 PM

my wife uses it to act like high school girls with her friends

Axius · 11-17-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know, just because Ms. Palmela Handerson can't physically separate from you doesn't mean she doesn't wish to.

Riiiiiggghhtt, and next thing you're going to say is the chick chained up in my closet doesn't wish to separate from me either.

Joekerr · 11-17-2016, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Riiiiiggghhtt, and next thing you're going to say is the chick chained up in my closet doesn't wish to separate from me either.

By no means good sir. She's currently suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

Axius · 11-17-2016, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

By no means good sir. She's currently suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

Is that what it's called? This whole time I just figured she had the black plague or mad cow disease. Maybe bird flu. Or was it aids...., fuck it.

jlstyle · 11-17-2016, 04:06 PM

O what's snapchat??

The Automotive Enthusiast · 11-17-2016, 07:42 PM

I post picture of my food on snapchat. I thought that's what it was for?

The Automotive Enthusiast · 11-17-2016, 07:44 PM

Need to add some people on snapchat. PM me usernames.

Sara · 11-17-2016, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's how I view it at least. Quick fun stuff to share with close friends, and sexy pics of my penis dressed up as snake to send to the the ladddieess.

I can't even. Don't even open it. One more selfie and would drown my eyes in acid.

You view mine every day.....

1MOREMOD · 11-17-2016, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mojobmw_e90

3 years engaged, 8 years together

I'm about same in and married and still get raunchy nudes you're doing it wrong

Axius · 11-18-2016, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

You view mine every day.....

*click click click click click* really fast doesn't constitute a view. Well, that's mostly when I know it's a string of selfies with those fucking face transforming things...

Sara · 11-18-2016, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

*click click click click click* really fast doesn't constitute a view. Well, that's mostly when I know it's a string of selfies with those fucking face transforming things...

So why even click the first story? Lol

My baby is so cute

Axius · 11-18-2016, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

So why even click the first story? Lol

My baby is so cute

Sometimes I like looking at your face. Sometimes.

csu87 · 11-18-2016, 07:46 AM

Step 1. Take dick pic and set to a short duration and send it to every chick you know
Step 2. Bang the ones that respond.

I believe this is how you properly use SnapChat.

Sara · 11-18-2016, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Sometimes I like looking at your face. Sometimes.

Lol! <3

Retepiem · 11-18-2016, 09:43 AM

One thing you guys forgot to mention was that if someone did take a screen shot of your snaps, you would get a notification letting you know they did. So sext away!

Sara · 11-18-2016, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Retepiem

One thing you guys forgot to mention was that if someone did take a screen shot of your snaps, you would get a notification letting you know they did. So sext away!

I take so many screen shots. I have no shame. You gonna send me something nasty, boy I got your pic. #blackmailnoshame #yesmygirlfriendswillseeitandlaugh

Retepiem · 11-18-2016, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I take so many screen shots. I have no shame. You gonna send me something nasty, boy I got your pic. #blackmailnoshame #yesmygirlfriendswillseeitandlaugh

Lol so how often does one of the nasty pics get sent to you?

Axius · 11-18-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I take so many screen shots. I have no shame. You gonna send me something nasty, boy I got your pic. #blackmailnoshame #yesmygirlfriendswillseeitandlaugh

So you've been saving my nudes this whole time?

.... niceee.

C1Boston · 11-18-2016, 10:31 AM

Its not like you can do anything after whatever you sent has been screen shot. Snap chat can be a little more entertaining but aside from that its no different from any other platform. Good alternative if you do not want a girl to have your number...thats about it.

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jlstyle Lieutenant Colonel 355 Rep 1,762 Posts Drives: Porsche Panamera Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Audi S7 [0.00] 2015 BMW X5 [0.00]	O what's snapchat??
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The Automotive Enthusiast Retired BMW Genius 2895 Rep 3,404 Posts Drives: 2018 Audi S5 Coupe Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (1)	I post picture of my food on snapchat. I thought that's what it was for?
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The Automotive Enthusiast Retired BMW Genius 2895 Rep 3,404 Posts Drives: 2018 Audi S5 Coupe Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (1)	Need to add some people on snapchat. PM me usernames.
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C1Boston Private First Class 103 Rep 199 Posts Drives: Uber Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	Its not like you can do anything after whatever you sent has been screen shot. Snap chat can be a little more entertaining but aside from that its no different from any other platform. Good alternative if you do not want a girl to have your number...thats about it.
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