Your New GiRlfrIend...

Brunotheboxer · 10-02-2008, 01:08 PM

A guy was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just tickling ,massaging and cradling his balls...

...something she seemed to love doing.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that so much ?'

'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'

BillLee · 10-02-2008, 01:17 PM

gross

Rick · 10-02-2008, 01:19 PM

phatr1s · 10-02-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

A guy was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just tickling ,massaging and cradling his balls...

...something she seemed to love doing.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that so much ?'

'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'

HappyG · 10-02-2008, 03:57 PM

Personal experience is often used as "someone else's" jokes. Cough.
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Marijuana hemp

!Xoible · 10-02-2008, 03:58 PM

idiot...

UltimateBMW · 10-02-2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mantis

idiot...

I definately didn't see the punch line coming.

for a good joke!

modbargains · 10-02-2008, 05:00 PM

petener999 · 10-03-2008, 12:09 AM

addy85 · 10-03-2008, 04:48 PM

Nasty

ferrari6891 · 10-03-2008, 04:51 PM

sucks to be the guy...
not the one who used to be one

louz4 · 10-03-2008, 05:36 PM

Funny!

montreal red · 10-03-2008, 06:13 PM

hahah awesome!

asdflkijd · 10-04-2008, 06:47 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL.... sicko

EZ_TUR90 · 10-04-2008, 06:50 PM

LOL

Hedges · 10-04-2008, 07:02 PM

rofl!

Jammin Jason · 10-06-2008, 01:28 AM

HAHA!

samwoo2go · 10-06-2008, 03:48 AM

lol

darkphantom · 10-06-2008, 02:37 PM

BWAHAHAHHA! good one......but kinda gross too

10-02-2008, 01:08 PM	#1
Brunotheboxer Colonel 371 Rep 2,984 Posts Drives: 2014 Shelby GT500. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston/Cape Cod iTrader: (0)	Your New GiRlfrIend... A guy was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just tickling ,massaging and cradling his balls... ...something she seemed to love doing. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that so much ?' 'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.' __________________ "...I maybe drunk, but you're ugly, and I can sober up..."
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10-02-2008, 01:17 PM	#2
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HappyG Major 45 Rep 1,007 Posts Drives: 06 BMW 330i / 6SP Join Date: May 2006 Location: CA iTrader: (13) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Personal experience is often used as "someone else's" jokes. Cough. ________ Marijuana hemp Last edited by HappyG; 03-08-2011 at 09:20 AM..
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10-03-2008, 04:48 PM	#10
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EZ_TUR90 Ez tur90 189 Rep 3,191 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (11)	LOL __________________
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10-04-2008, 07:02 PM	#16
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10-06-2008, 01:28 AM	#17
Jammin Jason We run LA 94 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	HAHA!
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10-06-2008, 02:37 PM	#19
darkphantom Banned 595 Rep 5,946 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	BWAHAHAHHA! good one......but kinda gross too
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