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      12-26-2019, 09:28 AM   #52075
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Freakin Thursday and i'm bored at work. damn, I missed Whackoff Wedneday cause it was Christmas as that would be bad!
If you wear a santa hat...whack off wednesday is still acceptable.

Bored AF here as well...today and tomorrow are gonna be rough.
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Freakin Thursday and i'm bored at work. damn, I missed Whackoff Wedneday cause it was Christmas as that would be bad!
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If you wear a santa hat...whack off wednesday is still acceptable.

Bored AF here as well...today and tomorrow are gonna be rough.
Well let me liven things up for you with a Prancercise Triple Play!! This has never been done before!! You can thank me later!!





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Freakin Thursday and i'm bored at work. damn, I missed Whackoff Wedneday cause it was Christmas as that would be bad!
I'm with you. We are here straight through until the 6th...or until my crew gets everything finished up for the plant to open back up that day.

My boss always asks me why I don't take the two week shutdowns off like all the other managers.....I tell him that I wouldn't have my guys doing anything that I wouldn't do myself.

Although they do get paid OT and I don't...but it's still the point of me being here with them that matters.
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Well let me liven things up for you with a Prancercise Triple Play!! This has never been done before!! You can thank me later!!
I still want to see her accidentally wander into a field that has a Donkey in it. My in-laws have a farm.....and they have two of them to protect the livestock.

Those things are mean and territorial!
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      12-26-2019, 10:47 AM   #52079
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      12-26-2019, 12:18 PM   #52080
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Merry day after Christmas to me. Window regulator went bad.
Don't you have "a guy"???

First world problems. . .
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      12-26-2019, 12:20 PM   #52081
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Merry day after Christmas to me. Window regulator went bad.
my Nissan Titan driver's window stopped working and after watching many videos it looks like a regulator issue.
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Don't you have "a guy"???

First world problems. . .
Yes - but said guy is 121 miles away and I'm not driving that far with the window down on the day after Christmas.

Me fix myself. Ooga ooga.
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      12-26-2019, 12:53 PM   #52083
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My "window regulator "
Actually - that is your window regulator motor. The window regulator itself is the mechanism inside the door that allows the window to go up and down.

Semantics, I know, but I'm an accountant, so what do ya want....
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      12-26-2019, 01:09 PM   #52085
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Actually - that is your window regulator motor. The window regulator itself is the mechanism inside the door that allows the window to go up and down.

Semantics, I know, but I'm an accountant, so what do ya want....
His NUMBERS weren't wrong - SMH

Isn't it actually the actuator????
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Actually - that is your window regulator motor. The window regulator itself is the mechanism inside the door that allows the window to go up and down.

Semantics, I know, but I'm an accountant, so what do ya want....
LOL....The motor is actually his arm.
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So, this whole Mandela affect thingy is starting to bother me, a LOT. My youngest really explained it to me in a way I understood just recently.

2 cases in my own life.

1) A Christmas Story: "Fra-GE-Lay, it must be <French/Italian?>" Italian doesn't even make sense. I've been saying French since Nineteen hundred and eighty-something

2) Star Wars: "<Luke/No>, I am your father" Again, No doesn't even make sense, and certainly doesn't flooow off the lips (even if you don't have any because they burned off)


Who freaking messed with the time line?????
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LOL....The motor is actually his arm.


Dammit.

You are correct.

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Dammit.

You are correct.

I iz engineeeer......remember.

LOL...it was the first thing that popped in my head.
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      12-26-2019, 11:50 PM   #52090
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Don't they need to have them on before you can take them off. :
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My Christmas week. This was shot on Tuesday, at which point I had owned this new (to me) 2016 GLC 300 less than a week. The Electronic Ignition System (ESI) croaked, which rendered the vehicle useless. The transmission could not be shifted out of park and the parking brake could not be released. End result, the flatbed driver had to *drag* it across my garage floor and onto the flatbed. Some MB engineer had his head up his ass on that one. Because of the holiday next week, I may finally get to use my *new* car by next weekend.
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Wait I thought I was on a BMW forum :
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There should a manual detent for park just like on x5. Have to get under it and remove cover and back out the park detent. Ask me how I know.
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