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      10-12-2016, 04:29 PM   #617
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Damn you figured it out! And 6'2" is not too tall for me!
Hugging in public, I'm guessing your chin might come to somewhere south of his naval?
With heels, I'm 5'8"

I have dated 5'6" - 6'2" before.
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What celebrity your friend looks like?
I googled the word.

The ones I know, she doesn't look like at all. Humphrey Bogart is dead, so is Charles darwin and diana.

So she has better hair than Marilyn (and she's a brunette) and she could slap young Danzig to the grave with her attitude towards assholes.

She's easy on the eyes when she's listening, but I fucking swear her best feature is her facial expressions.
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With heels, I'm 5'8"

I have dated 5'6" - 6'2" before.
I've dated 6' 2" to 6'"7 and I never remember to wear shoes.

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      10-12-2016, 08:15 PM   #620
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With heels, I'm 5'8"
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      10-12-2016, 08:21 PM   #621
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With heels, I'm 5'8"

I have dated 5'6" - 6'2" before.
With heels, I'm 6'5''
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With heels, I'm 6'5''
I'm 10" with or without heels.
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I'm 10" with or without heels.
Impressive.
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      10-12-2016, 10:37 PM   #624
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With heels, I'm 6'5''
Red heels and you're 6'6"?
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Red heels and you're 6'6"?
Stilettos, yes.
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Stilettos, yes.
Sara504 says banned for stretching her straps
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Sara504 says banned for stretching her straps
I'm so glad I fucked up my ankle, now I can always fake it hurting and I cam go anywhere without shoes.
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I'm so glad I fucked up my ankle, now I can always fake it hurting and I cam go anywhere without shoes.
Uphill, both ways, in 2 meters of snow?
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Uphill, both ways, in 2 meters of snow?
I'm known to be a bit stubborn
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Hey I gave up after page 16 but this thread did make my breakfast fun. What did I miss, did Ms Universe get shipped out express post or is she teaching the cat to swipe left while she works the elephant dildo up another inch?
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Hey I gave up after page 16 but this thread did make my breakfast fun. What did I miss, did Ms Universe get shipped out express post or is she teaching the cat to swipe left while she works the elephant dildo up another inch?
And you made my noon.

Cat was the solution we agreed on. The person has been notified of her fate.
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With heels, I'm 5'8"

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Pics or it didn't happen !
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Pics or it didn't happen !
A man suggested a cat would be trained to use tinder when we all know cats are not great with their thumbs and you won't let a thread die after that?

A dog could do it maybe, but we've established already that a cat is the way to go, and that one must pair it with a full fridge at all times.
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Yeah right ....Probably long shorts and flat sandals
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I'm sure she is after a new #lovebankaccount ....
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I'm sure she is after a new #lovebankaccount ....
Sara states openly what she wants. She's gone through the modifications for her body to get what she wants and is that really so different than getting the education to to achieve it?

To be fair to her, I wouldn't be able to this independent if the spouse was my meal ticket. The women in the USA are different than your euro ass understands.
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Sara states openly what she wants. She's gone through the modifications for her body to get what she wants and is that really so different than getting the education to to achieve it?
Indeed she does. That doesn't make it any less off-putting. I think from a male perspective, you take that and can never see a deep love relationship happening with that type of person, so you will always move on.

The only type of male attracted to that is one who is messed up and that is unlikely to make Sara happy in the end either.

I would say it is different than a woman who pursues education to finance what she wants - to a degree. A women who is educated shows maturity and independence. So if she is attracted to you, it is not for what you can offer her, but because of who you are. Which allows for a deeper relationship and ultimately love (hopefully).
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Sara states openly what she wants. She's gone through the modifications for her body to get what she wants and is that really so different than getting the education to to achieve it?

To be fair to her, I wouldn't be able to this independent if the spouse was my meal ticket. The women in the USA are different than your euro ass understands.
Yeah I saw that ...That they are different .
I was kidding like usual , so take a deep breath and relax my dear Anna .

BTW....This weekend I come over to you, to clean your pool , at least if the water is not frozen !

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