[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Darth One

My confession: i am definitely curious about what this apparatus looks like

Anal douche device. It looks pretty much like this…

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Anal douche device. It looks pretty much like this…

I like how you pretend to try and remember if she left her "apparatus" at your place.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I like how you pretend to try and remember if she left her "apparatus" at your place.

Dudes house is cleaner than his Wednesday night chocolate whizzway fling and he acts like he’s not sure there’s a blowhole device in his bathroom

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Dudes house is cleaner than his Wednesday night chocolate whizzway fling and he acts like he’s not sure there’s a blowhole device in his bathroom

LOL. I know, right?
Oh and now I'm beginning to understand that "nautical" theme he's got going in his place. Captain Hershey!

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

LOL. I know, right?
Oh and now I'm beginning to understand that "nautical" theme he's got going in his place. Captain Hershey!

Captain back end

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Captain back end

No, that would be "stern" to be official.

[TiMSport]

Ohhhh I confess I'm getting a good laugh out of this stuff. I was going to watch some television and got hooked on this thread. LOL.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

No, that would be "stern" to be official.

You’re right. The aft tongue splash deserves appropriate naming.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

You're right. The aft tongue splash deserves appropriate naming.

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I like how you pretend to try and remember if she left her "apparatus" at your place.

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Dudes house is cleaner than his Wednesday night chocolate whizzway fling and he acts like he's not sure there's a blowhole device in his bathroom

Originally Posted by TiMSport

LOL. I know, right?
Oh and now I'm beginning to understand that "nautical" theme he's got going in his place. Captain Hershey!

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Captain back end

Originally Posted by TiMSport

No, that would be "stern" to be official.

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Ohhhh I confess I'm getting a good laugh out of this stuff. I was going to watch some television and got hooked on this thread. LOL.

I found some other goodies she left….

Oh…and those cuffs where brand new, and then we had fun. They aren't so clean anymore.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I found some other goodies she left….

Daaaaaaamn look at that castle superstore starter kit

[TiMSport]

Tucked away for those potential 2 for $25 dates that go to your place, huh?

Perp: "Officer, I'm so sorry, I promise I won't speed again and I'll be sure to fix that broken tail light".
Capt. Stern: "Well I might have a way for you to make up for that.... "

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Tucked away for those potential 2 for $25 dates that go to your place, huh?

Perp: "Officer, I'm so sorry, I promise I won't speed again and I'll be sure to fix that broken tail light".
Capt. Stern: "Well I might have a way for you to make up for that.... "

You dudes are hilarious!!!

If only I could pass off the items as new/unused. Well I suppose I could, but that would be a jerk move. I should trash them.

The closet needs a little tidying. That's one of two.



Am I the only one who rolls all of my t-shirts so they can fit neatly in the drawers? Do you guy's place your scarves on a scarf ring?

[1MOREMOD]

We've covered this we are men, what are scarves? Also the anal cleaner ive seem looks like a acorn shaped brush on a handle

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We've covered this we are men, what are scarves? Also the anal cleaner ice seem looks like a acorn shaped brush on a handle

You don't have any winter scarves to complete your outfits when out in the cold?!?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You dudes are hilarious!!!

If only I could pass off the items as new/unused. Well I suppose I could, but that would be a jerk move. I should trash them.

The closet needs a little tidying. That's one of two.



Am I the only one who rolls all of my t-shirts so they can fit neatly in the drawers? Do you guy's place your scarves on a scarf ring?

Holy shit, Sedan! The OCD is strong here. I too have all the same hangers, all the same color, all clothes facing the same direction. But YOU have taken this to another level. Perfectly spaced and all your pants are folded to the exact same length? Do you use a tape measure?

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You dudes are hilarious!!!

If only I could pass off the items as new/unused. Well I suppose I could, but that would be a jerk move. I should trash them.

The closet needs a little tidying. That's one of two.



Am I the only one who rolls all of my t-shirts so they can fit neatly in the drawers? Do you guy's place your scarves on a scarf ring?

Why didn't I think of that? I'm rolling up my tees like that also.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You don't have any winter scarves to complete your outfits when out in the cold?!?

I own one scarf, through all the years in MI, don't think it's ever been worn.

Also, why do you hang pants and roll shirts in drawer? I'm opposite, all pants in drawers and all shirts hung up so no chance for creases.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You don't have any winter scarves to complete your outfits when out in the cold?!?

You live in freakin So CA? You need a scarf? You're killing me.......

[King Rudi]

Holy shit. I'm dying over here this morning. "Captain Stern"

My ponderings this morning. I confess, I have too many clothes. My jeans alone wouldn't fit in Captain Sterns closet. All shirts get hung, no exceptions. All shirts get ironed before wearing. My OCD is off the charts as well. I come by it honest; I'm a 5S/Kaizen/Lean guy. My closet is as follows from left to right - long sleeve t's on the far left (descending in color from black to white), then short sleeve t's (same color order), hung dress pants (dark to light, left to right), jeans (dark wash to light), work shirts (we wear uniform shirts), long sleeve dress shirts, then sweaters. All matching hangers, all hangers, shirts and pants hung in the same direction.

It's not a being anal thing, it's an efficiency thing. I don't have time to waste to until I get to work.

The only clothes that go in drawers are sock, under wear and clothes that only get worn to work in the yard. Closets > Furniture

I also have one scarf and it was bought specifically to wear with a coat. It was worn once for about 10 minutes.

Also, Captain Stern, I see an empty hanger mixed in with uniforms. That's a -1 on your OCD score card sir.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Also, Captain Stern, I see an empty hanger mixed in with uniforms. That's a -1 on your OCD score card sir.

How did I miss that?

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

The closet needs a little tidying. That's one of two.

" Cleanliness is next to Godliness." as the saying goes.

I appreciate the fact that you're not afraid to put your pictures where your mouth is. OCD or not... Love it!

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan;

You dudes are hilarious!!!

If only I could pass off the items as new/unused. Well I suppose I could, but that would be a jerk move. I should trash them.

The closet needs a little tidying. That's one of two.



Am I the only one who rolls all of my t-shirts so they can fit neatly in the drawers? Do you guy's place your scarves on a scarf ring?

Scarves???? whats a scarf?