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      04-23-2020, 10:11 AM   #23
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I am about to wash my neighbors car, in exchange for a hair cut. They have a little white smart car they share and they are both hair dressers.
You are getting ripped off, a hair cut is what 15$.
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      04-23-2020, 10:15 AM   #24
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Let them give you the haircut first.
Whys that, its only a Smart car it will take 5 minutes to wash with my set up.

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You are getting ripped off, a hair cut is what 15$.
Ricky and Jesus usually charge like $75 for a mens cut. Mine is usually $15 at great clips but the Rona shut it down. Haha
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      04-23-2020, 10:33 AM   #25
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I know, I look like this guy now.



Mine was getting out of control. Mixing the wild hair and the beard, I shaved. This is the first time I've seen my face in a decade.
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      04-23-2020, 10:38 AM   #26
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Lol. You guys jack EVERY thread in OT
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Lol. You guys jack EVERY thread in OT
Well, OT does mean off topic.
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Lol. You guys jack EVERY thread in OT
I am sitting in my cubical at work doing nothing... Sorry I just need something to kill the time.
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      04-23-2020, 11:13 AM   #29
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I am sitting in my cubical at work doing nothing... Sorry I just need something to kill the time.
Lucky bastard with your cubicle and whatnot. I miss my privacy. I was concerned once they took my walls that I wouldn't be able to post on here anymore. I've four monitors for all that walk through the office to glare at. The only real change is that I have to be careful with the cool chick thread.
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Hair cuts (since that's the current topic) haven't changed for me. They still entail me sitting on the footrest of the riding lawnmower in the garage while the wife goes to town with the clippers set at number between 5-7.

The only thing I hate about it is during winter time...garage isn't heated or anything, and since I hate having hair on my clothes, I usually just sit out there in my boxers and a pair of boots. Gets pretty cold when its negative 20 or so outside. Meanwhile, my wife's bundled up in a nice jacket and is just as cozy as can be. I feel she takes additional time / delight on those particularly cold days. But since I'm getting a free haircut I don't complain. Saving ourselves $30 every time!

She really wants me to just shave my head. But then I told her I really want her to dye her hair blond. So now we are at an impasse - I've agreed to shave it off if she goes blond. She is not going blond. So I am not shaving. Even though my head is looking like Friar Tuck these days given the middle part is completely bald. It isn't a good look, I'll admit it, but I'm hoping it pushes her to action!
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      04-23-2020, 01:04 PM   #31
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The struggle is real. Not so much for a hair cut but for color. My roots and grays are out of control. I've never dyed my own hair and I have a feeling I'm better off with the roots showing than the disastrous results of a DIY
Yeah... was facetiming with my mom yesterday, I think I know exactly what you mean

Though scaringly she said she's going to cut my dad's hair and in return he's going to dye her hair. I'm fully expecting a dalmatian mom and a bald dad in a few days
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      04-23-2020, 01:15 PM   #33
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Hope quarantine here doesn't get to the point where we can't even wash our cars in the driveway.
non issue, you just have to disassemble the car, then reassemble it in your living room. Now you can wash the car while maintaining quarantine
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      04-23-2020, 01:38 PM   #34
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The struggle is real. Not so much for a hair cut but for color. My roots and grays are out of control. I've never dyed my own hair and I have a feeling I'm better off with the roots showing than the disastrous results of a DIY
You'd look GREAT as a purple

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its not that hard to cut your own hair. i did it for years. just use a #2 and buzz all that shit off.
IF you're going to go, go all the way to the skin. LIBERATING!!!!!
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      04-23-2020, 01:40 PM   #35
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Lucky bastard with your cubicle and whatnot. I miss my privacy. I was concerned once they took my walls that I wouldn't be able to post on here anymore. I've four monitors for all that walk through the office to glare at. The only real change is that I have to be careful with the cool chick thread.
Im also backed up to a window and someone have to walk right up on me to see my screen. I basically have a corner office.
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      04-23-2020, 01:48 PM   #36
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I need a haircut but have been shaving still for video conferences, so I don't look totally homeless.
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      04-23-2020, 01:55 PM   #37
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In all honesty, I think the GC is one of the best looking sedans so I understand where his wife is coming from.

I wonder what car he does drive. Probably a 1995 Toyotal Tercel with blown out rear shocks from storing his loads of money. He was probably wearing a t-shirt tucked into his cargo shorts that are held up with a braided belt. Socks with knock off birkenstocks. hair like larry david and and slightly dirty glasses.
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In all honesty, I think the GC is one of the best looking sedans so I understand where his wife is coming from.

I wonder what car he does drive. Probably a 1995 Toyotal Tercel with blown out rear shocks from storing his loads of money. He was probably wearing a t-shirt tucked into his cargo shorts that are held up with a braided belt. Socks with knock off birkenstocks. hair like larry david and and slightly dirty glasses.
So Matthew is Hunter S Thompson?
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Yeah idknow girls around me like that slammed look and if its not stick they arnt impressed. That girl prob likes the bought not built cars. She also might be vegan with feminist quotes on her instagram. I usually spit at those girls when they come out of the resteraunt and flick my cigerette at them.
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In all honesty, I think the GC is one of the best looking sedans so I understand where his wife is coming from.

I wonder what car he does drive. Probably a 1995 Toyotal Tercel with blown out rear shocks from storing his loads of money. He was probably wearing a t-shirt tucked into his cargo shorts that are held up with a braided belt. Socks with knock off birkenstocks. hair like larry david and and slightly dirty glasses.
OP is in LA, so there's only a few vehicles it could be:

-Range Rover
-Tesla
-Prius covered in stickers
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In all honesty, I think the GC is one of the best looking sedans so I understand where his wife is coming from.

I wonder what car he does drive. Probably a 1995 Toyotal Tercel with blown out rear shocks from storing his loads of money. He was probably wearing a t-shirt tucked into his cargo shorts that are held up with a braided belt. Socks with knock off birkenstocks. hair like larry david and and slightly dirty glasses.
The biggest drug plug in my area dresses like that and had a 2014 nissan sentra. Hes got a ferrari f50 and a modified infiniti g35.
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In all honesty, I think the GC is one of the best looking sedans so I understand where his wife is coming from.

I wonder what car he does drive. Probably a 1995 Toyotal Tercel with blown out rear shocks from storing his loads of money. He was probably wearing a t-shirt tucked into his cargo shorts that are held up with a braided belt. Socks with knock off birkenstocks. hair like larry david and and slightly dirty glasses.
OP is in LA, so there's only a few vehicles it could be:

-Range Rover
-Tesla
-Prius covered in stickers
I like range rovers they look good and are pretty fast. Best cars to bring your freinds around or go to a party with. Hotboxed in one before, it was lit!
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Hope quarantine here doesn't get to the point where we can't even wash our cars in the driveway.
We can wash them in the driveway. However, it’s been raining pretty much every other day here.
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