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      10-21-2015, 11:04 PM   #67
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I have so many questions that I dont know which one to start with

Is it true avg number of dates a girl had is 50 in her lifetime?
Dates.

50?! Damn I've missed out. I doubt this planet has more than five guys I would actually date at all.
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My questions are going to be sexual so if thats not the type of questions you are looking for to answer let me know and I will stop

Question 2: Does size really matte? I mean what happens if you date a guy with small size in the first date?
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We are visual creatures too. We love knowing we are wanted.
The second part times a million.
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I can't wait until Belgium wakes up and sees this thread.
Belgium already knows all there is to know about women. I'm sure he can fact check some of these answers we are getting here.
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My questions are going to be sexual so if thats not the type of questions you are looking for to answer let me know and I will stop

Question 2: Does size really matte? I mean what happens if you date a guy with small size in the first date?
It definitely helps. However, there are ways (positions) to compensate for it, and if I genuinely liked someone, I would never not date them just because of that.
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Once you finally have sex, you'll learn that you don't tire of the topic all too quickly. Glad to have you with us.
Biorin, is destamenizing men a fetish of yours? And thanks for the warm thoughts... I feel all tingly inside now... is this what sex feels like?
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Every time on the forum, I get a nickle for guys talking2/asking female about dick size...... I would've bought a Ferrari 458 Speciale.
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Biorin, is destamenizing men a fetish of yours? And thanks for the warm thoughts... I feel all tingly inside now... is this what sex feels like?
Google and I cannot figure out what that word means, so I'll just say yes. I'm really easy, so pretty much anything is a fetish of mine. Rawr.
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My questions are going to be sexual so if thats not the type of questions you are looking for to answer let me know and I will stop

Question 2: Does size really matte? I mean what happens if you date a guy with small size in the first date?
Again, we are visual beings too, a cocktail wiener is harder to sell but one of my female friends swears by them. Apparently men with tiny penises go a looooooooooong way to please the partner.

And for our counterparts: A friend of mine asked me did things change after kids and the honest answer is yup, they do for a while. It however depends on our own efforts if they stay that way, we ladies do have ways to handle it since all our parts are muscles.
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Again, we are visual beings too, a cocktail wiener is harder to sell but one of my female friends swears by them. Apparently men with tiny penises go a looooooooooong way to please the partner.

And for our counterparts: A friend of mine asked me did things change after kids and the honest answer is yup, they do for a while. It however depends on our own efforts if they stay that way, we ladies do have ways to handle it since all our parts are muscles.
I see the point.
It is like guys experiment a long, wide, narrow, short vagina to know what feels better.

What some guys do not know is, communication. Gotta know what female wants. Same goes with female needing to know what guys want.
if they do not know how to use the Long sword or short knife, both would be useless.

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And for our counterparts: A friend of mine asked me did things change after kids and the honest answer is yup, they do for a while. It however depends on our own efforts if they stay that way, we ladies do have ways to handle it since all our parts are muscles.
Lups, I think you forgot these at the garage .

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Lups, I think you forgot these at the garage .

Nope, I'm quite sure they are still in.
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What did you want to ask me??
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What did you want to ask me??
How do I get girls to like me?? I have tried everything, including sniffing their hair to show them I like how they smell, or even showing up outside their windows at 2am to get them to see that I care. It never works
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Chicks dig snakes.
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Chicks dig snakes.
Really? They never wanna pet my snake. Maybe its too big and scary for them.
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Really? They never wanna pet my snake. Maybe its too big and scary for them.
Dude ...

Cone out with me once, I'll teach you how to be a man.
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Really? They never wanna pet my snake. Maybe its too big and scary for them.
Really?? Post a pic for me?? Please??
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How do I get girls to like me?? I have tried everything, including sniffing their hair to show them I like how they smell, or even showing up outside their windows at 2am to get them to see that I care. It never works
Getting into the herd of female is much harder than getting into herd of male.
Most of female alpha will NOT get you into their circle of wolfpack, if they sense that you are better than them.

1. find a higher echelon of wolf pack.
2. pretend you are lower, and take over the alpha role of the pack.
3. If you are too popular with male, females will not like you. They believe you will take all their __________.
4. try to meet females for different stuff first, and convert it to different topics.

I have lots of female friends who are in the wolfpack and lone tiger type(s).
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Getting into the herd of female is much harder than getting into herd of male.
Most of female alpha will NOT get you into their circle of wolfpack, if they sense that you are better than them.

1. find a higher echelon of wolf pack.
2. pretend you are lower, and take over the alpha role of the pack.
3. If you are too popular with male, females will not like you. They believe you will take all their __________.
4. try to meet females for different stuff first, and convert it to different topics.

I have lots of female friends who are in the wolfpack and lone tiger type(s).
Holy fuck
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Why don't women want to make out with me?
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Getting into the herd of female is much harder than getting into herd of male.
Most of female alpha will NOT get you into their circle of wolfpack, if they sense that you are better than them.

1. find a higher echelon of wolf pack.
2. pretend you are lower, and take over the alpha role of the pack.
3. If you are too popular with male, females will not like you. They believe you will take all their __________.
4. try to meet females for different stuff first, and convert it to different topics.

I have lots of female friends who are in the wolfpack and lone tiger type(s).
I thought this said find an erection. Your instructions are much more complicated.
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