Joke of the day

grymattr · 06-29-2009, 02:56 PM

Farah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven and while at the pearly gates she meets St. Peter. He tells her that since she lived such a good life he would grant her one wish.

She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe.

6 hours later, Michael Jackson dies.

amgthis · 06-29-2009, 03:15 PM

I see

choicez · 06-29-2009, 03:15 PM

messed up but funny.

Blake · 06-29-2009, 03:24 PM

whoever rated 1-star is letting the terrorists win

888 · 06-29-2009, 03:43 PM

ban

MrAdams · 06-29-2009, 03:45 PM

endofanera7 · 06-29-2009, 03:55 PM

haha

bmr760 · 06-29-2009, 04:00 PM

LOL

ACZakka325i · 06-29-2009, 04:02 PM

Pretty Weak.

bolinp78 · 06-29-2009, 04:08 PM

If we're gonna start this..

Apparently they can't cremate Michael Jackson because of all the plastic, so they are going to melt him down into Legos so that the kids can play with him now.

Also...

I heard McDonald's is going to honor him with a burger called the McMichael. It's just a 50 year old piece of meat between 8 year old buns.

shahsk30 · 06-29-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bolinp78

If we're gonna start this..

Apparently they can't cremate Michael Jackson because of all the plastic, so they are going to melt him down into Legos so that the kids can play with him now.

Also...

I heard McDonald's is going to honor him with a burger called the McMichael. It's just a 50 year old piece of meat between 8 year old buns.

Blake · 06-29-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bolinp78

I heard McDonald's is going to honor him with a burger called the McMichael. It's just a 50 year old piece of meat between 8 year old buns.

ZING

bolinp78 · 06-29-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

ZING

I thought it'd take a bit longer to sink to this level, but apparently not. Might as well join in

Blake · 06-29-2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bolinp78

I thought it'd take a bit longer to sink to this level, but apparently not. Might as well join in

at the rate the media is wearing the michael jackson thing out, it should have started 2 days ago

Tondtar · 06-29-2009, 04:38 PM

The Ultimate MJ Tribute

Mote · 06-29-2009, 04:49 PM

They always expect deaths to come in 3's. Leave it to Billy Mays to add a 4th one for free.

Blake · 06-29-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mote

They always expect deaths to come in 3's. Leave it to Billy Mays to add a 4th one for free.

but wait there's more! order within the next 15 minutes and get the jonas brothers as part of the deal!

shahsk30 · 06-29-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

but wait there's more! order within the next 15 minutes and get the jonas brothers as part of the deal!

good deal

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2009, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

but wait there's more! order within the next 15 minutes and get the jonas brothers as part of the deal!

that reminds me of this "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."

Hawker 800XP · 06-29-2009, 09:24 PM

grymattr · 06-30-2009, 05:56 AM

I have to admit, my joke was surpassed by the ones above.

Bravo!

choicez · 06-30-2009, 11:02 AM

What were Michael Jackson's final words?

"Take me to the Children's Hospital..."

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bolinp78 G35 convertee 69 Rep 1,009 Posts Drives: 2008 335i (AW) Join Date: May 2008 Location: . iTrader: (1)	If we're gonna start this.. Apparently they can't cremate Michael Jackson because of all the plastic, so they are going to melt him down into Legos so that the kids can play with him now. Also... I heard McDonald's is going to honor him with a burger called the McMichael. It's just a 50 year old piece of meat between 8 year old buns. __________________
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