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      11-15-2018, 10:46 AM   #1475
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Every time the receptionist comes through my office she is running. For the life of me I can not figure out what the hell is so damn important that it requires her to run in the office. The answer is simple, nothing. Nothing involving her job should require her to run in an office. I want to trip her and watch her belly flop the floor face first. No adult should ever run in an office environment unless there is a fire or an emergency of some form.
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Every time the receptionist comes through my office she is running. For the life of me I can not figure out what the hell is so damn important that it requires her to run in the office. The answer is simple, nothing. Nothing involving her job should require her to run in an office. I want to trip her and watch her belly flop the floor face first. No adult should ever run in an office environment unless there is a fire or an emergency of some form.
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      11-15-2018, 02:11 PM   #1479
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I stare not. I avoid eye contact with most in this place as it only results in a mindless conversation that I desperately do not want to be participant in.
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I stare not. I avoid eye contact with most in this place as it only results in a mindless conversation that I desperately do not want to be participant in.
There are a few people I work with like that. They corner you and you become trapped there for 20 minutes. I had one guy keep talking and follow me into the bathroom as I walked away.
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      11-15-2018, 03:48 PM   #1481
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There are a few people I work with like that. They corner you and you become trapped there for 20 minutes. I had one guy keep talking and follow me into the bathroom as I walked away.
I've had the same happen to me before. I've learned to deploy "you're right, I should have just done that", "That's great" and "I've got a lot I need to get finished in the next few minutes."

We have a few in here that will only communicate when they need something, oddly enough these are the people that I don't mind to chat with as they are self aware. Unfortunately 90% of the people in this building are factory workers. Each and every one of them knows how to do my job better than I do and I have to hear about it on a daily basis. There have been a few times that I have responded with "If you can do this job more effectively than I can then why did they call me out of the blue to offer me this position rather than just giving you the job."
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I fucking hate snow in fucking November.
i left the library at 5.40am yesterday to a decent inch of snow
as much as i hate snow i never had an awd car (all before have been fwd) and i gotta say unplowed roads are very fun
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Considering my username is related to my IRL name and I know more than a couple of the people on here... I think I'll just sit back and watch this one.


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I confess thought you were supposed to grow a beard not quit being a man.
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I confess thought you were supposed to grow a beard not quit being a man.
All the prepubescent boys can't grow beards so they decided to change the name of the game.
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All the prepubescent boys can't grow beards so they decided to change the name of the game.
Can't grow a beard and turn down sex.....yeah, good for them. I hope it serves them well. In this day and age I am not at all surprised.

Personally I think No Nut November was created by those that can't get it anyway to celebrate the lack of sex they've grown accustomed to. Think starving people would turn down a meal because it was No Food November? I think not.
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      11-16-2018, 11:42 AM   #1492
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All the prepubescent boys can't grow beards so they decided to change the name of the game.
I'm 20 and can't grow a beard
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Can't grow a beard and turn down sex.....yeah, good for them. I hope it serves them well. In this day and age I am not at all surprised.

Personally I think No Nut November was created by those that can't get it anyway to celebrate the lack of sex they've grown accustomed to. Think starving people would turn down a meal because it was No Food November? I think not.
You all know it's a meme right?
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Can't grow a beard and turn down sex.....yeah, good for them. I hope it serves them well. In this day and age I am not at all surprised.

Personally I think No Nut November was created by those that can't get it anyway to celebrate the lack of sex they've grown accustomed to. Think starving people would turn down a meal because it was No Food November? I think not.
You all know it's a meme right?
Not sure what you're talking about but if you say so.
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You all know it's a meme right?
it's a meme for those who can get laid, it's "something to live by" for those who can't
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Good thing I've opted for Nut All Over The City November instead.
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