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      04-17-2020, 03:13 PM   #1
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JACKPOT!!!!! Looks like I hit it, everyone!!

Here is an email that I received giving me 8.1 Million DOLLARS!!!!

I'm so excited!!

Seriously...help me make the responses and let's all have a little COVID-19less fun!!

Fwd: Fwd: RE-⇓⇑

xxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.net
Apr 15, 2020, 12:34 PM (2 days ago)

to info1


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
To: XXXXXXX
Sent: Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:29:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Fwd: RE


CAN WE TALK


MK
Apr 15, 2020, 12:51 PM (2 days ago)
Yes. Will you shoot me a picture so I know who you are?

imani vaserman
Apr 16, 2020, 11:51 AM (1 day ago)
Greetings My beloved friend, I am mindful of the fact that you do not know me, so I expect that your first reaction to this mail will be total rejection, scare

MK
Apr 16, 2020, 2:56 PM (23 hours ago)
I'm still waiting for a picture.

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My Beloved Friend,

May God bless you and I thank you so much for your word and trust, commitment and assurance towards the use of this fund to help the less privileged which has been my dream as along with my late husband, I want you to know that God definitely has a purpose for this and he will surely guide you through this noble course even when I am not alive but my spirit will be with you, but always pray for me.

I have already issued a letter of authority to the finance firm in United State making you a beneficiary to my deposit. I take this decision because my time is short and I want to dispense this fund in the right channel before I leave this sinful world. God has led me to you and I want you to know that so far you have heeded to his call he will not let you down.

I believe the bank will confirm my decision and send me back an acceptance letter, so as soon as I hear back from the branch manager I shall provide you the contact details so that you can get in touch with them for the funds to be released I can count on you and trust you because this is a huge sum of money to you, Please reconfirm the following information so that there will be no problem with the documentation:

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Age&Sex
Phone Number:
Country:
Nationality:

God bless you and please do not let me down even if I am not watching you do as if I am with you and do the best to make sure this hope is used for what they're made for. It's hard trusting you but faith is stronger than anything else and mercy will not allow you to fail this task because it’s all in your hands now.

I will only send you the bank details for you to contact the bank when I receive an email from you assuring me that you are fully ready to take up this project with all your heart and promise to keep every information shared between us this day and be young strictly confidential to your eyes alone till this process is fully completed and the funds transferred to you in your country when I get that I will send you the bank details for contacting them and make the final order for them to release the fund to you so get back to me at your earliest convenient with assurance to be loyal as promised previously.

PLEASE SEND ME ANY OF YOUR ID CARD.

Your sister,
Mrs Imani Vaserman

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      04-17-2020, 03:18 PM   #2
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I donno man. Seems a little fishy? Nah, i'm probably being too skeptical.
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      04-17-2020, 03:19 PM   #3
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I donno man. Seems a little fishy? Nah, i'm probably being too skeptical.
Noooo!!!!

Don't be like that!! I just hit it!!!!!
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Noooo!!!!

Don't be like that!! I just hit it!!!!!
Nobody announces in public when they hit a jackpot, just saying
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      04-17-2020, 03:33 PM   #5
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Here is an email that I received giving me 8.1 Million DOLLARS!!!!

I'm so excited!!

Seriously...help me make the responses and let's all have a little COVID-19less fun!!

Fwd: Fwd: RE-⇓⇑

xxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.net
Apr 15, 2020, 12:34 PM (2 days ago)

to info1


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
To: XXXXXXX
Sent: Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:29:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Fwd: RE


CAN WE TALK


MK
Apr 15, 2020, 12:51 PM (2 days ago)
Yes. Will you shoot me a picture so I know who you are?

imani vaserman
Apr 16, 2020, 11:51 AM (1 day ago)
Greetings My beloved friend, I am mindful of the fact that you do not know me, so I expect that your first reaction to this mail will be total rejection, scare

MK
Apr 16, 2020, 2:56 PM (23 hours ago)
I'm still waiting for a picture.

Imani Vaserman
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to me


My Beloved Friend,

May God bless you and I thank you so much for your word and trust, commitment and assurance towards the use of this fund to help the less privileged which has been my dream as along with my late husband, I want you to know that God definitely has a purpose for this and he will surely guide you through this noble course even when I am not alive but my spirit will be with you, but always pray for me.

I have already issued a letter of authority to the finance firm in United State making you a beneficiary to my deposit. I take this decision because my time is short and I want to dispense this fund in the right channel before I leave this sinful world. God has led me to you and I want you to know that so far you have heeded to his call he will not let you down.

I believe the bank will confirm my decision and send me back an acceptance letter, so as soon as I hear back from the branch manager I shall provide you the contact details so that you can get in touch with them for the funds to be released I can count on you and trust you because this is a huge sum of money to you, Please reconfirm the following information so that there will be no problem with the documentation:

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Age&Sex
Phone Number:
Country:
Nationality:

God bless you and please do not let me down even if I am not watching you do as if I am with you and do the best to make sure this hope is used for what they're made for. It's hard trusting you but faith is stronger than anything else and mercy will not allow you to fail this task because it’s all in your hands now.

I will only send you the bank details for you to contact the bank when I receive an email from you assuring me that you are fully ready to take up this project with all your heart and promise to keep every information shared between us this day and be young strictly confidential to your eyes alone till this process is fully completed and the funds transferred to you in your country when I get that I will send you the bank details for contacting them and make the final order for them to release the fund to you so get back to me at your earliest convenient with assurance to be loyal as promised previously.

PLEASE SEND ME ANY OF YOUR ID CARD.

Your sister,
Mrs Imani Vaserman

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You got my email! I'm waiting for your reply.......
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      04-17-2020, 03:34 PM   #6
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I'm trying to share with my BMW family!!!! Be happy!!!
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I'm trying to share with my BMW family!!!! Be happy!!!
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      04-17-2020, 03:36 PM   #8
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I hunt screwy Nigerian princes (and other online scammers) for a living. This thread is like Prancercise to me.....
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      04-17-2020, 03:39 PM   #9
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Aw man - all I get are offers from local hot singles who want to hook up.

So are you taking nominations for 'biggest a-hole ever stories' so you can decide what info to send - you know: my neighbor doored my car, here is his address and phone to use for this.....
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      04-17-2020, 03:41 PM   #10
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Oh, I should mention that I won the EuroMillions lottery at least 17 times today, was locked out of my Standard Bank of South Africa account a half dozen times, and was asked to sign in using my work credentials to download a handful of fake Docusign pages.....
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I hunt screwy Nigerian princes (and other online scammers) for a living. This thread is like Prancercise to me.....
Do you hang the heads on your wall?
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I'm waiting for the pics and transcript of the phone call.

I'm over here laughing my ass off at the things I would send back.
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Remember us loyal "peons" when you get paid!
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One of these came through my messenger once, but it was from my mother - so I knew it was a scammer acting like her. I played this guy for a entire 4 day holiday weekend. My GF thought I was crazy. I had so much fun. Every time we went somewhere I'd take a picture of the wrong itunes card he was asking for or something like that and he'd get feverish that I was actually trying and get back on the bandwagon.

I laughed all weekend long. I told him I didn't have a car so I was walking everywhere and when he'd answer me late I say "Oh - I already walked home, hold on I'll head back..." and he'd hit me every 4-5 minutes with "are you there yet" and I'd say shit like "oh man, I found this cool turtle" and send him a pic of some turtle and he was coming INSANE that he could not keep me focused.

One I told him I was asking the guy at Caseys about what card I could get and then said Hey - the clerk at Caseys said this sounds like a scam. He immediately replied "LEAVE THE STORE AT ONCE!!!" and went on about how store clerks would try and scam me.

God that was a fun weekend.
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Man congratulations!!! Treat yourself to a Veyron
With that jackpot!
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HEY!!

I need to respond!! Give me some suggestions!!!!
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One of these came through my messenger once, but it was from my mother - so I knew it was a scammer acting like her. I played this guy for a entire 4 day holiday weekend. My GF thought I was crazy. I had so much fun. Every time we went somewhere I'd take a picture of the wrong itunes card he was asking for or something like that and he'd get feverish that I was actually trying and get back on the bandwagon.

I laughed all weekend long. I told him I didn't have a car so I was walking everywhere and when he'd answer me late I say "Oh - I already walked home, hold on I'll head back..." and he'd hit me every 4-5 minutes with "are you there yet" and I'd say shit like "oh man, I found this cool turtle" and send him a pic of some turtle and he was coming INSANE that he could not keep me focused.

One I told him I was asking the guy at Caseys about what card I could get and then said Hey - the clerk at Caseys said this sounds like a scam. He immediately replied "LEAVE THE STORE AT ONCE!!!" and went on about how store clerks would try and scam me.

God that was a fun weekend.
This is the kind of GOLD I'm mining for!!
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Do you hang the heads on your wall?
No, but I was top-20 in the entire world every month for the past two years on one phishing scam-reporting site.

If you're wondering why Nigerians write so badly, I found the answer on Google Maps last year:




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Lucky you. All I get are emails from people looking to share videos of me enjoying my favorite pr0n with all my friends and relatives.
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Read this one: https://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
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Lucky you. All I get are emails from people looking to share videos of me enjoying my favorite pr0n with all my friends and relatives.
Hahaha I get those too! Usually they come from my own email and claim LOOK you have been HACKED! Typically they just ask for bitcoins, I do wish they would put an email so I could email them from their own email and claim they have been hacked backed!
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No, but I was top-20 in the entire world every month for the past two years on one phishing scam-reporting site.

If you're wondering why Nigerians write so badly, I found the answer on Google Maps last year:




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Who needs a barchelor degree anyways when you're a freaking prince.
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