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      08-14-2008, 03:30 PM   #1
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my buddy just broke with his girlfriend who he has been with for over five years. My friends and I were thinking about all pitching in and hiring him an escort. Anyone ever hired one? Know any good ones in Miami?
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Why?

He'll get over it. I have a few friends who were engaged and the relationship ended because the girls were so bitchy. They hurt at first, now they've learned from their pain and excessive drinking in some cases.

Just be friends to him and take him out on the town and to strip clubs if you want. An escort may make things worse. If anything he needs time with his boys.
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Yeah, that will cheer him up...............He needs to get drunk maybe and spill his beans to the fellas. Give it 2 months and he won't remember her name.
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.
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Why?

He'll get over it. I have a few friends who were engaged and the relationship ended because the girls were so bitchy. They hurt at first, now they've learned from their pain and excessive drinking in some cases.

Just be friends to him and take him out on the town and to strip clubs if you want. An escort may make things worse. If anything he needs time with his boys.
+1

i wouldn't do the escort.
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      08-14-2008, 03:40 PM   #6
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex
It does?

..and what makes you think one of those nice young ladies would have an STD?
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.
serious?
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Condoms are a good thing, but I still wouldn't call them safe from STD's in any way.
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Condoms are a good thing, but I still wouldn't call them safe from STD's in any way.
Foil?
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It does?

..and what makes you think one of those nice young ladies would have an STD?
cause they fuck anybody with a credit card or x amount of dollars. when you fuck thousands of guys chances are you will have an std...
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.


WHAT?
IS THAT A FACT???
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      08-14-2008, 04:23 PM   #12
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WHAT?
IS THAT A FACT???
google it
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.



Phew, good thing i never use condoms...
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It does?

..and what makes you think one of those nice young ladies would have an STD?
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WHAT?
IS THAT A FACT???



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Phew, good thing i never use condoms...
Lmfaoo The chances of STD's going through a condom are the same as getting a girl pregnant with a condom.
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+1 hahahahahaha oh man theyre all like 'oh shit! nooooo!'
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Lmfaoo The chances of STD's going through a condom are the same as getting a girl pregnant with a condom.
Thats actually not true. Its good for HIV and some other STDs but there are a lot that can be easily transmitted even when wearing a condom. Not necessarily though it but it doesn't cover you completely.

Didn't any of you have sex ed in high school, fuck.
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Fuck yeah, do it!!!

I wish I had friends like you man...

Your friend is lucky to have met you.
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Jesus christ, people are clueless......

The problem with the herps is that if you touch someone anywhere NEAR the crotch region, you can get it. Condoms just cover a few inches of your junk, so even if they "work", you're still totally exposed.

Sex is a total crapshoot these days, no matter what you do. Life's a bitch.

That said, just tell your friend to suck it up and stop making women so important to his happiness.
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what happened to falcon punch!!! lol

i remember someone here had a sig like dat
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