The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

Sedan_Clan · 07-10-2021, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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That is the worst. It smells awful. I am thankful for the black molded plastic back seats in our Explorers. We have trustees cleaning the cars out regularly since people love to spit, urinate, defecate and throw up while detained in the back seat.

Welcome to the ER. My shoes probably look and smell like that back seat of yours after a shift.

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That just gave me visions of stinky toes and chipped toenail polish.

Murf993 · 07-10-2021, 06:31 AM

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Our day shift is much the same as what you describe(d) while our evening/PM shift (…1400-0000 hours) is the busiest with priority and emergent calls. I like to do my overtime on early mornings/graveyard shifts because it's the quietest. It's either quiet or somebody just hung themselves or got murdered.

Evenings 1600-0200/1700-0300 were the busiest shifts for us generally, but you never know. We all rotated so none of this old guys doing days, which I hated anyway. And FTR, it was generally the old guys I worked with that got the job done. Near the end of my career the younger guys seemed to be the ones pounding the poodle.

Sedan_Clan · 07-10-2021, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Our day shift is much the same as what you describe(d) while our evening/PM shift (…1400-0000 hours) is the busiest with priority and emergent calls. I like to do my overtime on early mornings/graveyard shifts because it's the quietest. It's either quiet or somebody just hung themselves or got murdered.

Evenings 1600-0200/1700-0300 were the busiest shifts for us generally, but you never know. We all rotated so none of this old guys doing days, which I hated anyway. And FTR, it was generally the old guys I worked with that got the job done. Near the end of my career the younger guys seemed to be the ones pounding the poodle.

You and Slowphiveo paint some interesting visuals with words.

Murf993 · 07-10-2021, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You and Slowphiveo paint some interesting visuals with words.

I have to admit that I have been exposed to some very interesting folks in my life who have expanded my vocabulary. I worked in the commercial diving industry before my career in policing, and during my LE career I had the good fortune to be on courses with the Canadian, US and British navy's. Much of what I learned wasn't suitable for mixed company though.

Buug959 · 07-10-2021, 10:06 AM

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You and Slowphiveo paint some interesting visuals with words.

Way over here on the east coast it's referred to as "making puppies".

Murf993 · 07-10-2021, 10:07 AM

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Way over here on the east coast it's referred to as "making puppies".

I worked with a lot of Coasters, y'all speak a couple of different languages.

Lady Jane · 07-10-2021, 10:15 AM

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Way over here on the east coast it's referred to as "making puppies".

And fornicating the canine.

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Slowphiveo · 07-10-2021, 11:25 PM

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Way over here on the east coast it's referred to as "making puppies".

In Philly it's just effing the dog. Straight to the point. Philly is its own unique brand of east coast.

NorCalAthlete · 07-12-2021, 01:13 PM

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Nice meeting up with you NorCalAthlete. Such a clean interior on that M440i!

Thanks man it was great meeting up with you too!

I'm at 6200 miles now on it...I was at like 5300 when we met up

Sedan_Clan · 07-12-2021, 01:17 PM

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Nice meeting up with you NorCalAthlete. Such a clean interior on that M440i!

Thanks man it was great meeting up with you too!

I'm at 6200 miles now on it...I was at like 5300 when we met up

You're doing the Lord's work. Haha! Enjoy that beast!!!

TiMSport · 07-12-2021, 06:44 PM

The f*** is wrong with people?

https://www.autoblog.com/2021/07/12/carjacking-puppies/

Murf993 · 07-13-2021, 07:26 AM

RIP Brother.

Sedan_Clan · 07-13-2021, 04:51 PM

D.R.E. school began today. So much info…..and one of these manuals is as thick as the California Vehicle Code book.

upstatedoc · 07-13-2021, 06:45 PM

OK, the way I was taught is you have the patient lie in the decubitus position. Insert your index finger anteriorly to the patient and sweep the prostate feeling for enlargement or nodules. Was this in the manual?

Sedan_Clan · 07-13-2021, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

OK, the way I was taught is you have the patient lie in the decubitus position. Insert your index finger anteriorly to the patient and sweep the prostate feeling for enlargement or nodules. Was this in the manual?

That's in the other manual.

rwheels · 07-13-2021, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

OK, the way I was taught is you have the patient lie in the decubitus position. Insert your index finger anteriorly to the patient and sweep the prostate feeling for enlargement or nodules. Was this in the manual?

Sedan_Clan · 07-14-2021, 12:19 AM

We now have an electronic detection dog.

upstatedoc · 07-14-2021, 12:58 AM

Watching old episodes of Adam 12. Used to watch this with my dad. How accurate is this ?

vreihen16 · 07-14-2021, 07:29 AM

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Watching old episodes of Adam 12. Used to watch this with my dad. How accurate is this ?

I saw the anti-street racing episode a few days ago. Extremely accurate portrayal of my own experiences trying to solve the problem over three decades later.....

UncleWede · 07-14-2021, 09:32 AM

What time of day do you start watching for dui (alcohol) drivers? I was going home after fishing, I think this guy was on the cattle boat that docked before us. He seemed to cover both edges of his lane. It was 1630

Sedan_Clan · 07-14-2021, 09:50 AM

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What time of day do you start watching for dui (alcohol) drivers? I was going home after fishing, I think this guy was on the cattle boat that docked before us. He seemed to cover both edges of his lane. It was 1630

When I was with the state, around 1900 hours until about 0400 hours were deuce hunting hours.

Here's our memorial.

TiMSport · 07-14-2021, 05:55 PM

So I just read an article about former Seattle Seahawk and current 49er Richard Sherman having been arrested. Long story short, Sherman apparently had a dispute with an in-law at said in-laws' home, but there was no violent act that had actually occurred. However, Sherman was taken into custody for domestic violence.

Excerpt from report:

Sherman has yet to be charged with a crime. Once the prosecutor's office receives the case, he'll be due to appear in court on Thursday afternoon, when a judge will make a determination on probable cause for an arrest and set bail if necessary.

A spokesman for the Redmond Police clarified that Sherman was arrested on suspicion of "domestic violence" because the parties involved are related, not because anyone was injured.

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So that's the first time I had heard of pending charges of domestic violence simply because of the relationship of the two parties.

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