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      05-14-2015, 09:25 PM   #309
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Nah, Sara has specifically said she prefers the "lawyer" type.

Aka skinny, flabby clean cut guys.

I'm muscular, tattood and shaggy facial hair.

I'm over it.

FYI- Blind fold circle jerks aren't gay as long as we don't see it happening.
So Sara said no, Bimmette said no...

I got a shirt I can use to cover my eyes. You?
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Nah, Sara has specifically said she prefers the "lawyer" type.

Aka skinny, flabby clean cut guys.

I'm muscular, tattood and shaggy facial hair.

I'm over it.

FYI- Blind fold circle jerks aren't gay as long as we don't see it happening.
So Sara said no, Bimmette said no...

I got a shirt I can use to cover my eyes. You?
Even better for you.

I'll order two
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Even better for you.

I'll order two
As long as it doesn't cover the nose and mouth, we're aces.
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You know I was thinking...

After what was said in this thread (OP Mostly, and that gonorrhoea story), I find our exchange quite refreshing. I love the altercation.
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You know I was thinking...

After what was said in this thread (OP Mostly, and that gonorrhoea story), I find our exchange quite refreshing. I love the altercation.
I'm with you,

I'm not a fan of thread jacking, but when bromances manifest due to women rejecting us..
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I'm with you,

I'm not a fan of thread jacking, but when bromances manifest due to women rejecting us..
We bros should always stick each other... i mean, stick together.
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I know there are no women on bimmerpost, but still.. guys.
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I know there are no women on bimmerpost, but still.. guys.
There's always room for more, but no room for jealousy on this forum.
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      05-14-2015, 09:51 PM   #317
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I know there are no women on bimmerpost, but still.. guys.
Don't be jelly.

I can order a 3rd ear/eye cover if you want to stick it too
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Don't be jelly.

I can order a 3rd ear/eye cover if you want to stick it too
I can admire the natural beauty of a man .. but I cannot fuck him.

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It went from serious to gross to thirsty. Way to go e90Post.
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It went from serious to gross to thirsty. Way to go e90Post.
read that as you were thirsty ... christ
the gay is infectious!!
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It went from serious to gross to thirsty. Way to go e90Post.
read that as you were thirsty ... christ
the gay is infectious!!
Haaaaaayyyyy :dancing queen:
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Haaaaaayyyyy :dancing queen:
oh man .. what are you doing? ... i'm dancing and singing (but no boner chill)
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Don't be jelly.

I can order a 3rd ear/eye cover if you want to stick it too
I can admire the natural beauty of a man .. but I cannot fuck him.

Have another drink
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Have another drink
that's rape man
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      05-14-2015, 10:16 PM   #325
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
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Have another drink
that's rape man
Not if you grasp the dripping glans first.
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
Can't count? The thread has 16 pages.
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
have a drink..
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      05-14-2015, 10:20 PM   #329
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
have a drink..
He should really have a drink. And make the right TURN this thread so desperately needs... Or desires
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
You're coming on too strong man...
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