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      05-13-2015, 10:46 AM   #177
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Where do you hide that thing when you carry it around?
Usually just in my backpack or in my car. I mean, it isn't huge, and it's collapsible, haha. I should probably also clarify that it's actually just a GoPole for my GoPro, not an actual branded "selfie stick". But it can still be used as one.
You may have slightly missed the pun.
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That wasn't even the half of it!

You're so innocent it's cute. Oh well.
My butt still hurts!!
I told you to relax!!! But you clinched when you should have moved!
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      05-13-2015, 10:53 AM   #179
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Is tinder really that easy to get laid?

I've held back from trying it, always imagined it was more bots than people
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      05-13-2015, 10:55 AM   #180
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I've never tried any type of online dating or hookup or whatever. I feel like all those people are miserable.
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Is tinder really that easy to get laid?

I've held back from trying it, always imagined it was more bots than people
I better not find you on Tinder
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      05-13-2015, 10:59 AM   #182
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Tinder's a really easy way to talk to women, of course it takes some sweet talking to get a conversation started and eventually, your pee pee wet lol

No, it's not for miserable people, many are on there just to see what they can get, others are serious about it
Oh i see

nahhh, i'll pass.
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      05-13-2015, 11:19 AM   #184
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Is tinder really that easy to get laid?

I've held back from trying it, always imagined it was more bots than people
I better not find you on Tinder
Then you Better be open to some new ideas with me!
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      05-13-2015, 11:21 AM   #185
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Oh i see

nahhh, i'll pass.
Lol ya, I'd prefer talking to women in person too, but when you're horny, your friends aren't around and you don't want to get to a bar by yourself, you get on Tinder lol

Speaking of which...where do you guys mostly meet women? Bars, I suppose? If so, do you ever go just by yourself?
I travel more than I am at home because of my line of work, so I actually meet most women at airports. I was in a relationship for 3 years and up until we recently broke up- I never had to act on any advancement (I don't cheat)

However- recently I have met a few interesting women. Call me eager, but when a stranger says "I live near the nightlife, call me and I'll show you around" usually means "call me so we can grab a drink and fuck after".

Did I get that right?
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      05-13-2015, 11:30 AM   #186
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Lol ya, I'd prefer talking to women in person too, but when you're horny, your friends aren't around and you don't want to get to a bar by yourself, you get on Tinder lol

Speaking of which...where do you guys mostly meet women? Bars, I suppose? If so, do you ever go just by yourself?
Oh yes, I have more power and control when i'm with them in person. I think it's my accent lol j/k.

I meet Women when i go to House parties and clubs. I don't do those wild 20-something clubs. I may go to Jay-Z's 40/40 or Empire rooftop.

I go to about 2 or 3 vacations a year. I hook up with girls on vacation because most of them are there to fuck. You know 99% of the reason why Women go on vacation is to meet a stranger and fuck and no one will know right?

I also have female friends from the past that will occasionally text me for the D numsaying?

And to contradict myself, i've had random females or friend-of-a-friend send me messages on facebook and instagram. After a few texts back and forth, i hit it.
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      05-13-2015, 11:38 AM   #187
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      05-13-2015, 11:55 AM   #188
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Officially on the "tinder" hahahaah
It's a great way to bone women, without having to do most of the grunt work.


Few texts, hey wanna fuck? CHYA. game on. That's all there is to it.
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Lol ya, I'd prefer talking to women in person too, but when you're horny, your friends aren't around and you don't want to get to a bar by yourself, you get on Tinder lol

Speaking of which...where do you guys mostly meet women? Bars, I suppose? If so, do you ever go just by yourself?
I only go by myself, never with anyone. I find it a lot easier to just run around talking to anyone and everyone I want, without feeling like I'm leaving someone behind. Which I usually do, just ditch em, mostly because I get to obnoxious I just go off and do my own thing. Fuck em.
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I'm rolling on the floor laughing with some of the expressions you guys use... Hahahahah pretty nasty talk
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I've never tried any type of online dating or hookup or whatever. I feel like all those people are miserable.
Are you saying Billup is miserable?
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Are you saying Billup is miserable?
I mean. He's technically not wrong. I'm just filling that empty miserable void in my heart with pussy until I figure out what makes me happy. Misery loves company!
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Are you saying Billup is miserable?
Nah i dont think Billup is miserable, he just goes on Tinder to find miserable people and fulfilling them.

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I mean. He's technically not wrong. I'm just filling that empty miserable void in my heart with pussy until I figure out what makes me happy. Misery loves company!
lol clown
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Officially on the "tinder" hahahaah
Remember our talk last night? You were only going to give me 1 of three things. Well you can officially take your title back!!!!!
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About to get a fresh hair cut and watch the women flock over to me like a chicken to a delicious fried chicken lol
yup, fresh hair cut. Fix up your teeth too, you look like a homeless crackhead
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How tinder works, Billup?
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Oh yes, I have more power and control when i'm with them in person. I think it's my accent lol j/k.

I meet Women when i go to House parties and clubs. I don't do those wild 20-something clubs. I may go to Jay-Z's 40/40 or Empire rooftop.

I go to about 2 or 3 vacations a year. I hook up with girls on vacation because most of them are there to fuck. You know 99% of the reason why Women go on vacation is to meet a stranger and fuck and no one will know right?

I also have female friends from the past that will occasionally text me for the D numsaying?

And to contradict myself, i've had random females or friend-of-a-friend send me messages on facebook and instagram. After a few texts back and forth, i hit it.
Who are you to deny them happiness?
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