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      12-16-2015, 12:27 PM   #2245
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Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...
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Before the waterboarding and electricity to the testicles. He won't be able to write worth shit afterwards.
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      12-16-2015, 12:30 PM   #2247
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Cuba Gooding Jr.? Why would the NSA send me to his house?



I mean, he's not funny, so I guess that would be punishment.
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      12-16-2015, 12:30 PM   #2248
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      12-16-2015, 12:32 PM   #2249
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Cuba Gooding Jr.? Why would the NSA send me to his house?



I mean, he's not funny, so I guess that would be punishment.
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      12-16-2015, 12:33 PM   #2250
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Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...
Before the waterboarding and electricity to the testicles. He won't be able to write worth shit afterwards.
It's one of those moments where we don't acknowledge publicly that we know Axius... And then some time after he "disappears" it will become - "hey, you remember that one dude? You know, the one with the ridiculous gap in his hood that you could fit your groceries into?? what was his name again? Axel Foley?? Axel Rose?? He was moderately funny... Wonder why he vanished..."
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      12-16-2015, 12:34 PM   #2251
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How the hell can you say Cuba isn't funny?!?!
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      12-16-2015, 12:36 PM   #2252
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Wonder why he vanished..."
Hey, those alphabet boys do prisoner swaps, right! We can trade him for...
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      12-16-2015, 12:40 PM   #2254
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Wat?
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Wat?
Oops, wrong black guy.
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      12-16-2015, 12:45 PM   #2256
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      12-16-2015, 12:46 PM   #2257
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Oops, wrong black guy.
LOL. Yeah, you totally messed that one up.



But yeah, bring it on NSA, suck my micron penis and send me to Cuba Gooding's house. We'll see who's boss!
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It's one of those moments where we don't acknowledge publicly that we know Axius... And then some time after he "disappears" it will become - "hey, you remember that one dude? You know, the one with the ridiculous gap in his hood that you could fit your groceries into?? what was his name again? Axel Foley?? Axel Rose?? He was moderately funny... Wonder why he vanished..."
1. You'll never forget me even when I disappear
2. Everyone is jealous of my hood gap, me included
3. Moderately funny? Bitch please, I'm generously funny



Don't make me quit OT again...
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      12-16-2015, 12:49 PM   #2259
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Oops, wrong black guy.
So what you are saying is... ALL black guys look the same to you??
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      12-16-2015, 01:11 PM   #2260
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You try looking thru a mustache that thick and see if you can discern black guys
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      12-16-2015, 02:32 PM   #2261
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So what you are saying is... ALL black guys look the same to you??
It's not racist if I say TheAxiom looks like Obama, right? I wasn't the first to say it though!
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      12-16-2015, 03:25 PM   #2262
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Not at all....Miss Lucy Liu....
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Not at all....Miss Lucy Liu....
Wait, is there another part of the YT channel I should be looking for?
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      12-16-2015, 08:10 PM   #2264
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      12-16-2015, 09:14 PM   #2265
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Here to serve as usual people!
I didn't even get serviced last night...

I was first in line too!!
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      12-16-2015, 09:52 PM   #2266
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What does Lups mean she's here to service... So if I need laundry done or the wheels cleaned on my car she'll do it??
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