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      12-18-2015, 04:13 PM   #2443
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      12-18-2015, 04:20 PM   #2444
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      12-18-2015, 04:49 PM   #2446
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      12-18-2015, 04:52 PM   #2447
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Who doesnt like themselves a milf?
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Who doesnt like themselves a milf?
You know, killing little shits is considered a sport
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      12-18-2015, 05:44 PM   #2449
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You know, killing little shits is considered a sport
Did you train hard this off-season?
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Did you train hard this off-season?
Yes. Care to try?
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      12-18-2015, 07:11 PM   #2451
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Yes. Care to try?
Where do we begin
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Where do we begin
Don't let me hold you back.
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      12-18-2015, 07:52 PM   #2453
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Things are starting to heat up n it ain't the weather
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      12-18-2015, 08:39 PM   #2455
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I've been heated up more by the Sears lingerie catalog.
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      12-18-2015, 08:43 PM   #2457
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Or the granny pantie section at K-Mart.
Hey my Santa delivered again!

I think it was a lane monitor.
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Hey my Santa delivered again!

I think it was a lane monitor.
Ahhhh..... so that's where you've been.
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Ahhhh..... so that's where you've been.
Meh, packing, and looking at our travel pics. <3

I love my toy.
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Meh, packing, and looking at our travel pics. <3

I love my toy.
Finding all that old stuff when packing is what always takes so long!
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Finding all that old stuff when packing is what always takes so long!
Actually

I've sorted my road trip photos. Turns out not only am I a pervert, I'm also completely irresponsible and pretty much dangerously reckless.

And an idiot.

And oh boy.

And poor statues.

And of course I've used my friends server as my cloud. So basically when I go back home, I'm either burning down his house or I'm their bitch for all eternity.
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Finding all that old stuff when packing is what always takes so long!
Actually

I've sorted my road trip photos. Turns out not only am I a pervert, I'm also completely irresponsible and pretty much dangerously reckless.

And an idiot.

And oh boy.

And poor statues.

And of course I've used my friends server as my cloud. So basically when I go back home, I'm either burning down his house or I'm their bitch for all eternity.
Hahaha
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My coworkers laugh because they are all so sterotypical redneck southerners, even me talking like a normal northerner is funny to them.
I've met you....can confirm they are, in fact, laughing at your accent...
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Here, here young William. Come back to the North where your clean-speaking brethren will mend your wounds.
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