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      12-22-2015, 07:58 PM   #2597
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...So, bimmette and I had a LOOOONNNGGGG conversation today about her sourpuss attitude.

She has promised to cheer up and post more sexy pics in her shorts just for a certain Belgium someone (You're welcome Philip).

I take my role to spread Christmas cheer seriously - and committed to call Tara twice a day, every day until New Years!!

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      12-22-2015, 07:59 PM   #2598
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Sometimes you just need a hug.
...So, bimmette and I had a LOOOONNNGGGG conversation today about her sourpuss attitude.

She has promised to cheer up and post more sexy pics in her shorts just for a certain Belgium someone (You're welcome Philip).

I take my role to spread Christmas cheer seriously - and committed to call Tara twice a day, every day until New Years!!

I'm gonna block your calls from now on
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      12-22-2015, 08:01 PM   #2599
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I'm gonna block your calls from now on
You know you look forward to my call.....just so you can hang up on me
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      12-22-2015, 08:03 PM   #2600
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It's almost Christmas!!!
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      12-22-2015, 08:07 PM   #2601
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Meh, I didn't tell them we've collected the 120, but I do feel responsible since shoei has been busy trying to name all the damn animals for weeks. This is an easy fix though and Putin and friends will handle it later.
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      12-22-2015, 08:10 PM   #2602
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So - Tara has asked that I increase my calling schedule to 3 times a day....

ANYTHING for you TV Tara
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It's almost Christmas!!!
Yep, and tomorrow morning starts the shopping for my cook skills .
Dang..It's almost morning here 3:15 AM ...Oughh !
Good night and sleep well Sara .
Note: I would love to cook for you too, you would be amazed
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I'm gonna block your calls from now on
You don't have to worry about me calling you. I sound like a kid in puberty. It's the strangest thing, most people don't recognize me on the phone.
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Yep, and tomorrow morning starts the shopping for my cook skills .
Dang..It's almost morning here 3:15 AM ...Oughh !
Good night and sleep well Sara .
Note: I would love to cook for you too, you would be amazed
I love food. You'll have to fly out for mfest and cook for us!
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It's almost Christmas!!!
2015 what a wild year, my dear.
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...So, bimmette and I had a LOOOONNNGGGG conversation today about her sourpuss attitude.

She has promised to cheer up and post more sexy pics in her shorts just for a certain Belgium someone (You're welcome Philip).

I take my role to spread Christmas cheer seriously - and committed to call Tara twice a day, every day until New Years!!

Are you kidding ?
Shorts are for nuns my friend ...We need Tara in mini skirt to rule on Youtube she would hit at least 1,000,000 views more wich means more on the bank account !
I'm sure she can do it because she's sexy enough and she has the right look .

You're welcome too my friend , thank you but actually it is "Philippe"
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2015 what a wild year, my dear.
Indeed on Bimmerpost it was !
But 2015 is not done yet ....So fasten your seat belts please
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I would give her even more because the girl bimmette looks really sexy my friend !
I actually would love to have ones a Asian/type of girl in my bed .
Of course for sleeping only ,and so I'm not alone anymore...
I'm sure you'd just wanna talk and cuddle, nothing more.
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I love food. You'll have to fly out for mfest and cook for us!
I only would love to cook for both of us in the candle light with love songs in the background .
But only with your high heels , open top and sexy mini skirt on
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I'm sure you'd just wanna talk and cuddle, nothing more.
Of course my friend...I'm sure you know me ..

But with the Kamasutra under my pillow and I would explain her how it works
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      12-23-2015, 12:21 AM   #2612
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Wah , you're forever my hero.
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      12-23-2015, 12:47 AM   #2614
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Merry fucking horror show time Wah. I'll be getting your birthday present materials soon.
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But only with your high heels , open top and sexy mini skirt on
Uuuuuummmmm..........
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I only would love to cook for both of us in the candle light with love songs in the background .
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Sounds like what I wear when I cook bacon.
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Uuuuuummmmm..........
I think he so had a chance - up until Sara realized she had to share her heels with him... Then it was game over...
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