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      12-23-2015, 09:33 AM   #2619
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I wonder if he realizes how people interpret what he posted, hahaha

Apparently, he wants to wear her mini shirt and open top too. At least that's how I read it.
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I wonder if he realizes how people interpret what he posted, hahaha

Apparently, he wants to wear her mini shirt and open top too. At least that's how I read it.
I'd pay to see that.
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      12-23-2015, 10:55 AM   #2621
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I wonder if he realizes how people interpret what he posted, hahaha

Apparently, he wants to wear her mini shirt and open top too. At least that's how I read it.
I'd pay to see that.
I would pay NOT to see that...
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I would pay NOT to see that...
I guess we'll have a bidding war in our hands then...
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      12-23-2015, 11:09 AM   #2623
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I would pay NOT to see that...
I guess we'll have a bidding war in our hands then...
Why do you even need to pay?? Tonka puts it out there for free... Be patient, save your money and buy more goats??

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Why do you even need to pay?? Tonka puts it out there for free... Be patient, save your money and buy more goats??

Are you still mad at me for suggesting you'd do a strip tease for us ladies for goats? I am truly sorry, I didn't mean to objectify you.
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      12-23-2015, 11:31 AM   #2625
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Are you still mad at me for suggesting you'd do a strip tease for us ladies for goats? I am truly sorry, I didn't mean to objectify you.
I don't mind
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      12-23-2015, 11:33 AM   #2626
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      12-23-2015, 11:38 AM   #2627
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Why do you even need to pay?? Tonka puts it out there for free... Be patient, save your money and buy more goats??

That's only because it's priceless.
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That's only because it's priceless.
I'm trying to send a kiddo to a gym something here and instead I'm laughing my head off picturing biorin and myself looking at the live feed while buying goats.

I'm a very sick individual.
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      12-23-2015, 12:00 PM   #2629
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I'm trying to send a kiddo to a gym something here and instead I'm laughing my head off picturing biorin and myself looking at the live feed while buying goats.

I'm a very sick individual.
I think most of us are pretty decent individuals. When we get in a group is when the sickness shows up!
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I think most of us are pretty decent individuals. When we get in a group is when the sickness shows up!
Agreed. And apparently for charity we lose all pretence of normality.

109 goats down! We're almost there people!
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      12-23-2015, 12:21 PM   #2631
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Agreed. And apparently for charity we lose all pretence of normality.

109 goats down! We're almost there people!
I've purchased my fill of goats this year, but i'd be happy to help. Unfortunately, there are only 2 maybe 3 members on the forum i could persuade to buy more goats in exchange for a digital gift.

Other than shoei i mean. I'm filling up his PM box as i type.
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I've purchased my fill of goats this year, but i'd be happy to help. Unfortunately, there are only 2 maybe 3 members on the forum i could persuade to buy more goats in exchange for a digital gift.

Other than shoei i mean. I'm filling up his PM box as i type.
You've done more than your share and I look forward of our next campaigns. It sure has brightened up my boring nights.
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Hmmm

Interesting.

We are getting there people!
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      12-23-2015, 01:09 PM   #2634
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So who's the first to claim deadbeat secret Santa?
Mine was awesome, I doubt anyone was left without a gift!
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Mine was awesome, I doubt anyone was left without a gift!
As was mine!
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I'm in goatruptcy... But I may throw in a couple more. Can we reveal all the secret santas now? Can we make a list of what everyone got and vote the worst gift giver off the island?? Unless it's me, in which case, it's the thought that counts.
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I'm in goatruptcy... But I may throw in a couple more. Can we reveal all the secret santas now? Can we make a list of what everyone got and vote the worst gift giver off the island?? Unless it's me, in which case, it's the thought that counts.
I don't think Secret Santas should be revealed. But if you want to say who you got, go ahead.
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I'm in goatruptcy... But I may throw in a couple more. Can we reveal all the secret santas now? Can we make a list of what everyone got and vote the worst gift giver off the island?? Unless it's me, in which case, it's the thought that counts.
I don't think Secret Santas should be revealed. But if you want to say who you got, go ahead.
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