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      12-02-2015, 11:26 AM   #1145
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      12-02-2015, 11:30 AM   #1146
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Keep it less hinty and more surprisey, based on what people think we like or how we are like.
The best idea ever.

I'm shopping today.
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      12-02-2015, 11:34 AM   #1147
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Here's a thought...

Keep it less hinty and more surprisey, based on what people think we like or how we are like.
Okay okay, I was asking for a friend! But actually. Having hints - and I mean hints, not "I really need a red sweater" - was really helpful and I still think my gifts will be a surprise, but the guidance is useful.
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      12-02-2015, 11:56 AM   #1148
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Are you going to board me those two days or do I need to book a hotel?
Of course I'll board you. I have one bed we can share, I'm really good at keeping women warm at night.
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      12-02-2015, 11:58 AM   #1149
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Axius went quiet. I guess I was coming on too strong
I had a lunch date babe, didn't want to be rude.

A little strong, but I'm still here.
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      12-02-2015, 12:02 PM   #1151
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Which answer will get you in it?
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That is too over the top...besides, that bed isn't sturdy enough
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That is too over the top...besides, that bed isn't sturdy enough
Lets see your bedroom then.
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I'm entering a drag queen pageant New Year's eve, so.
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      12-02-2015, 12:16 PM   #1157
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V, did you get in on the secret santa?
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I'm entering a drag queen pageant New Year's eve, so.
You wanna practice your stage walk? I have some experience and I will be right here to give you tips.

We can start now.
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      12-02-2015, 12:19 PM   #1161
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That is too over the top...besides, that bed isn't sturdy enough
Lets see your bedroom then.
Which one - I have 5 in my house....
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We can start now.
Wouldn't it be great if you all showed up to support me?

I wanna be the Princess.
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No, we're having a new years bash at my place. You should come over so we can support you over a glass of whiskey and shrimp cocktails.
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I'm entering a drag queen pageant New Year's eve, so.
I have shoes you can borrow!
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Wouldn't it be great if you all showed up to support me?

I wanna be the Princess.
I dunno. I would be screaming for you to shake the moneymaker and all. You'd be embarrassed.
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Which one - I have 5 in my house....
The one where the magic happens
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