The difference between teaching and getting an education.

btc · 02-03-2006, 08:24 AM

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2
important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted
by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor
pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse,
withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt
of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the
Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important
quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my
Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

vladinecko · 02-03-2006, 08:31 AM

that is DISGUSTING!!!

...but funny

Enroutte · 02-03-2006, 09:34 AM

ohh myyy godddddd grossss. i would be so pissed.

davinet78 · 02-03-2006, 09:48 AM

thats a good one lol

longtran · 02-03-2006, 12:28 PM

BMW F22 · 02-03-2006, 01:53 PM

LMAO. hahaha

mava330 · 02-04-2006, 12:17 PM

Dood AWESOME!!! hahahahahha

NaTuReB0Y · 02-04-2006, 12:45 PM

that's what separates some of us from the mass......

those who can't do anything else: TEACH

Ghunger · 02-04-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

that's what separates some of us from the mass......

those who can't do anything else: TEACH

Huh? Teachers should be respected for their contribution to society and I'll leave it at that cause I don't want to rant.

Funny story btw.

NaTuReB0Y · 02-04-2006, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghunger

Huh? Teachers should be respected for their contribution to society......

I totally agree.......

CnoteMD · 02-04-2006, 11:06 PM

Hahahaha, the last time I heard that joke I was a first year med student!

Since there are a few physicians on this forum, here's another joke someone told me as I was finishing up med school and finally decided on a specialty.

How do you hide a $100 bill from a Radiologist?
You attach it to a patient.

How do you hide a $100 bill from a surgeon?
You put it in the patient's chart.

How do you hide a $100 bill from a cardiologist?
You can't!

e90rocks · 02-05-2006, 01:32 AM

Never heard that one before. Very nice...

and in Pennsylvania...
How do you hide a $100 from a malpractice lawyer?

Stick it in his wallet. He'll never notice the difference.

shuzmaker · 02-06-2006, 08:23 PM

G1

deutschmann59 · 02-06-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghunger

Huh? Teachers should be respected for their contribution to society and I'll leave it at that cause I don't want to rant.

Funny story btw.

Natureboy is a teacher

He's allowed to say that!

deutschmann59 · 02-06-2006, 08:42 PM

And oh yeah, I got sidetracked there for a second...awesome joke!

Ghunger · 02-08-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sharp1183

Natureboy is a teacher

He's allowed to say that!

I guess his comment just confused me then. Sry

02-03-2006, 08:24 AM	#1
btc Second Lieutenant 63 Rep 279 Posts Drives: 06/330i/SB/TERA/AL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bakersfield,CA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	The difference between teaching and getting an education. First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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deutschmann59 Captain 178 Rep 737 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: e90post.com iTrader: (0)	And oh yeah, I got sidetracked there for a second...awesome joke!
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