Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Do you not know how to properly punctuate your sentences!

Master, is this for real, or forum shenanigans? This isn't an English class, it's forum b.s..

Axius · 12-16-2015, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is this for real or forum shenanigans! Axius must have got some last night besides his hand, good mood it seems.

I fucking wish this were the case.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

No present yet....

No one loves me

Don't worry I haven't gotten mine yet either!

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 11:56 AM

Watching full Metal jacket ftw, and pizza for breakfast.

Lups · 12-16-2015, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Stay away, you wicked wicked man you...

What? So I walk on the wild side! It's 2015, live a little.

So what are you looking for in a man?

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Lups - You're just looking for a sugar daddy to buy goats....We are all on to your evil ways!!!

Why do you have to make it sound so bad, I'm sure it will be real love since I'm so lovable and nice! And easy to tolerate. I think our gun hugging Californian and me would be a perfect match!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Master, is this for real, or forum shenanigans? This isn't an English class, it's forum b.s..

I'ts all good!

The presents are real, the fear of contracting rural America STD are legitimate, and the 93 pinholes are pure evil from a sick mind

There. Did you get your happy ending!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

So what are you looking for in a man?

A pic from the gym that doesn't predate the mid-80's.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:01 PM

Ahhhh, so the crabs DID end up alive and well when the package arrived, wonderful!

Lups · 12-16-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

A pic from the gym that doesn't predate the mid-80's.

You're soo fucking picky! And just for the record I have been to the gym. In 1998 to be exact.

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I'ts all good!

The presents are real, the fear of contracting rural America STD are legitimate, and the 93 pinholes are pure evil from a sick mind

There. Did you get your happy ending!

Sort of. Axius is my new hero if he sent rubbers with holes.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ahhhh, so the crabs DID end up alive and well when the package arrived, wonderful!

No...they wouldn't survive the residual sanitizer on the carpet and I burned the gloves.

It's the airborne heebie jeebies that are freaking me out.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

No...they wouldn't survive the residual sanitizer on the carpet and I burned the gloves.

It's the airborne heebie jeebies that are freaking me out.

So the SARS and cooties?

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sort of. Axius is my new hero if he sent rubbers with holes.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So the SARS and cooties?

*cough*

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

*cough*

* cough cough *

* barf *

* uncontrollable shaking *

* falls to ground *

...., expect this to become a regular occurrence.

Mr Tonka · 12-16-2015, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Don't worry I haven't gotten mine yet either!

Don't fret big boy.

I heard from Santa just last night. Yours will be there in due time. He said that good things come to those who wait.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

* cough cough *

* barf *

* uncontrollable shaking *

* falls to ground *

...., expect this to become a regular occurrence.

Yeah, and about to test the wifi reception at the CDC

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Yeah, and about to test the wifi reception at the CDC

I hear their wifi is just as good as the NSA's!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I hear their wifi is just as good as the NSA's!

Does the NSA have a SARS quarantine facility as well?

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Does the NSA have a SARS quarantine facility as well?

My best guess is that all the fuckwads that work there are already infected with multiple diseases so there's no need for quarantine.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

My best guess is that all the fuckwads that work there are already infected with multiple diseases so there's no need for quarantine.

Actually, they're more likely to be the 2015 e-version of typhoid Mary, spreading their special brand of cheer to all who deserve their love and attention.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Actually, they're more likely to be the 2015 e-version of typhoid Mary, spreading their special brand of cheer to all who deserve their love and attention.

You think they're monitoring us since I explicitly called them out?

NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA DOUCHEBAGS NSA NSA NSA NSA.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You think they're monitoring us since I explicitly called them out?

NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA DOUCHEBAGS NSA NSA NSA NSA.

La la la la la la

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