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      10-08-2015, 05:52 PM   #23
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No lol we've all been friends since Freshman year.
dude, if you've all been "friends" since freshman year, then get your other "friends" together and gang-sodomize your roommate until he relents.


geez, how hard does it have to be? Do i have to write a manual on step by step?
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      10-08-2015, 05:56 PM   #24
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you mean Univ. of Spoiled Children and Univ of Chinese Immigrants?
Yeah, it is actually "spoiled" but after encounter with Trojan Condoms, I realized I have a rights to change it to Stupid.
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      10-08-2015, 06:02 PM   #25
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Unlike Colorado school kids, there are lots of Spoiled kids who drives better car than m4s. Univ of Stupid Child at South Centreal LA is good example.
In Vancouver you quite regularly see super cars with the 'L' (learners) symbol on it. It is required by law for new drivers and every time you see a super car with L it's usually a young Asian kid. All the Hong Kong money went to Vancouver it seems like. I am glad I don't like there or it'd piss the shit outta me looking at such things all the time.
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      10-08-2015, 06:06 PM   #26
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      10-08-2015, 06:12 PM   #27
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Why is a college kid driving a brand new M4 anyway?
Because I worked for it. Are college kids not allowed to drive M4s?
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      10-08-2015, 06:13 PM   #28
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Because I worked for it. Are college kids not allowed to drive M4s?
Please do share.
I always wanted to drive an E36 M3, when I was going to school.
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I think we need a pic of said chick to determine if she's worth fighting for.

If you follow through with the hooker idea. You bang her first, so your friend gets your sloppy seconds. In reality, it's probably sloppy thousands but who cares. Tell him after he bangs the hooker and you get the chick. You're still bros and you both have a good laugh after.
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Please do share.
I always wanted to drive an E36 M3, when I was going to school.
I mow lawns and sell cracker jack toys. This is besides the point. Who cares what I drive and how I got it. Are you just assuming that because I'm in college I am some 18 year old with dad's BMW? Why can't we all just share the love for these cars and be happy. Sorry you couldn't afford an E36 M3 when you where in college but don't be jealous lol.
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      10-08-2015, 06:25 PM   #31
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I mow lawns and sell cracker jack toys. This is besides the point. Who cares what I drive and how I got it. Are you just assuming that because I'm in college I am some 18 year old with dad's BMW? Why can't we all just share the love for these cars and be happy. Sorry you couldn't afford an E36 M3 when you where in college but don't be jealous lol.

I don't know which of my post gave you the impression from my posts here, but perhaps you should allocate your time on expository writing and/or Literature for better reading comprehension?

FIY: During my undergrad, I bought my parents yellow E36 M3. (do a search, it is posted on OT)
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I don't know which of my post gave you the impression from my posts here, but perhaps you should allocate your time on expository writing and/or Literature for better reading comprehension?

FIY: During my undergrad, I bought my parents yellow E36 M3. (do a search, it is posted on OT)
Sorry haha. I confused your post with JasonCSU's post and I thought you where JasonCSU when you mentioned the E36. My bad.
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      10-08-2015, 06:37 PM   #33
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I think we need a pic of said chick to determine if she's worth fighting for.

If you follow through with the hooker idea. You bang her first, so your friend gets your sloppy seconds. In reality, it's probably sloppy thousands but who cares. Tell him after he bangs the hooker and you get the chick. You're still bros and you both have a good laugh after.
Doesn't this forum have a rule like Audizine's Rule 22? Standard protocol!
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      10-08-2015, 06:40 PM   #34
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Because I worked for it. Are college kids not allowed to drive M4s?

I don't doubt that you worked for it. My curiosity lies with how a college student works to afford a car such as an M4 while not yet having a degree and a career. I can only imagine what insurance costs for an M4 at that age.
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      10-08-2015, 06:42 PM   #35
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step 1: go to college
step 2: find a job
step 3: save
step 4: buy m4


...you're already at step 4, don't need to go back to previous steps
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      10-08-2015, 06:55 PM   #36
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In Vancouver you quite regularly see super cars with the 'L' (learners) symbol on it. It is required by law for new drivers and every time you see a super car with L it's usually a young Asian kid. All the Hong Kong money went to Vancouver it seems like. I am glad I don't like there or it'd piss the shit outta me looking at such things all the time.

just curious, what are the rules for the "L" tag in Vancouver? I didn't notice it when I was there a few months ago.

Like, when are you suppose to apply for L? and how long do you have to have the tag?
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I find it kinda funny that you're smart enough to figure out how to get an M4 at a young age but don't know how to deal with this girl situation. So I think you're probably trolling, but if not:
Try your hardest to win the chick over but if she goes for your friend instead, so be it. Good luck!
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      10-08-2015, 07:26 PM   #39
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Well obviously there is no bro code between you guys, so she is fair game. Let her "decide", but I quote that for the following reason. You are going to have to be aggressive now. It's a better situation than a random girl at a bar, and you already have some brief history with her over him, however if you sleep on this he will grab her attention and she may not look back. Girls often get tunnel vision when it comes to guys. It doesn't even matter if she knows a better lookin guy seems to also be interested in her. Girls can be dumb like that, so make sure she's lookin' at you!
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Pay for a hooker for your roommate. He doesn't care who, he just wants to get laid. A goat might suffice
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