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      06-15-2018, 01:13 AM   #45
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Wow, can we honor him into the ‘Jackass Hall of Fame’?
Did you mean hall of flame?
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      06-15-2018, 04:31 AM   #47
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This thread is hilarious.. keep' em coming
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      06-15-2018, 04:32 AM   #48
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Hot damn.

Now they'll have to take apart the block and replace the piston rings he fried.
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      06-15-2018, 08:46 AM   #49
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Did you mean hall of flame?
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      06-15-2018, 10:35 AM   #50
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Well, that relationship ended quickly....she was a hot mess.
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      06-15-2018, 11:03 AM   #51
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I like a good flame job on hot rods, but this is a little over the top for a stock BMW.
They do sell magnetic flames you can stick on with much less damage. One April Fools Day my brothers 535d will be getting that treatment!
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      06-15-2018, 11:20 AM   #52
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One of my Hindu friends at work bought a F30 LCI and we went out to the parking lot to check it out. There was some red markings on the front and I had incorrectly assumed it was a bug or otherwise some foreign debris. So I did what any good friend would do and licked my thumb and proceeded to remove the "smudge". I got about halfway through before it clicked. His wife had blessed it and basically removed it in front of him.

Oops. I felt like such a jackass.
LOL.

Once one of the priests put turmeric on the paint of my parents' new X5 and it wouldn't come off for a few weeks. After that my folks and I were like "forget this."
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      06-15-2018, 12:13 PM   #53
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Stop with all the incensitive comments...
this post is Bimmerpost-Hall-of-Fame material
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      06-15-2018, 06:34 PM   #54
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I hear he's been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now as well. Maybe he's just not cut out to be a firefighter?

And I sure hope his shoes made it out of the fire okay as well! Poor burning soles
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      06-15-2018, 11:53 PM   #55
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Such a shame.....
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      06-16-2018, 10:43 AM   #58
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Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance .
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Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance .
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      06-17-2018, 12:05 AM   #61
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I'm just glad it wasn't another Tesla fire...
Like they come anywhere close to the ICE cars that catch fire.
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      06-18-2018, 06:33 PM   #63
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      06-20-2018, 02:38 PM   #64
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Did he try to play his mixtape during the benediction?


... wait, that meme's old. Crap.
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Oh yeah I saw him. lol

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