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      11-05-2019, 12:56 PM   #24377
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      11-05-2019, 03:09 PM   #24380
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Don't know, I was pretty proud of myself for getting it.
OK, the Get-A-Life club now has a president and treasurer; if we get somebody to be secretary we're all set to start meeting in somebody's parent's basement

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Can somebody explain this one please?
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      11-05-2019, 08:39 PM   #24382
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The phone that the girl is taking a picture with is the girl's in the red dress. Girl in the red dress is with her family, and that is a baggy of cocaine stuck to the back of the phone which her family is staring at.
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The phone that the girl is taking a picture with is the girl's in the red dress. Girl in the red dress is with her family, and that is a baggy of cocaine stuck to the back of the phone which her family is staring at.
+1. Is the fat guy grabbing her ass?
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Can somebody explain this one please?
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The phone that the girl is taking a picture with is the girl's in the red dress. Girl in the red dress is with her family, and that is a baggy of cocaine stuck to the back of the phone which her family is staring at.
Thanks!
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Thanks!
I was stuck too, I think a higher resolution picture would have made it a lot easier to understand.
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      11-06-2019, 11:38 AM   #24389
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      11-06-2019, 01:13 PM   #24391
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      11-06-2019, 01:55 PM   #24392
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+1. Is the fat guy grabbing her ass?
Or as an option - a woman in a black dress grabing her ass?
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      11-06-2019, 02:37 PM   #24393
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+1. Is the fat guy grabbing her ass?
Or as an option - a woman in a black dress grabing her ass?
Maybe one on each cheek?
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      11-06-2019, 10:48 PM   #24394
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Can somebody explain this one please?
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The phone that the girl is taking a picture with is the girl's in the red dress. Girl in the red dress is with her family, and that is a baggy of cocaine stuck to the back of the phone which her family is staring at.
Umm Maynard I think I just volunteered for secretary, but only my dads cabin has a basement. It's 3 hours each way, if he lets me borrow the car
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      11-07-2019, 06:51 AM   #24395
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gotta admit, I was clueless to that one as well - never saw the pack'o'blow so I thought she was just in shock over who she was about to marry. And is that photo 10 years old, or do people still do good old fashioned 80's style drugs?
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And is that photo 10 years old, or do people still do good old fashioned 80's style drugs?
You bet your sweet ass and a half a tiddy they do.
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