Which human attribute do you fixate on? (Take 2)

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2018, 10:29 PM

Yeah I guess I ain't seeing normal chicks with ass work besides the kind they get from me

jaye944 · 06-26-2018, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

So why aren't you married then? LOTS of low IQ ladies out there today...

I am.....unfortunatly

Never_Enough · 06-26-2018, 08:20 AM

Anyone else using sites like POF & OkCupid these days? The number of large unattractive women on these things that act like they are some sort of prize is mind boggling. Oh, and so many of them also have 47 kids and no job.

Never_Enough · 06-26-2018, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

I am.....unfortunatly

Well, you're obviously not in a happy marriage based on your posts.

jaye944 · 06-26-2018, 08:24 AM

you can defo buy butts as well,
both as lingerie and fat injection

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Butt cuz they can buy the boobs

jaye944 · 06-26-2018, 08:25 AM

I plead the 5th and the 2nd

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Well, you're obviously not in a happy marriage based on your posts.

1MOREMOD · 06-26-2018, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

you can defo buy butts as well,
both as lingerie and fat injection

Still not buying it. Half the world has fake boobs, butt implants that celebrity shit.

King Rudi · 06-26-2018, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

I plead the 5th and the 2nd

I think it may be too late for that. Even with a low IQ, I'm sure the wife would understand the gist of this thread.....maybe.

Wait.....what??? You're protecting the right to bear arms as well? And you're of British descent and live in Canada???

This thread is too rich!

TheWatchGuy · 06-26-2018, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I think it may be too late for that. Even with a low IQ, I'm sure the wife would understand the gist of this thread.....maybe.

Wait.....what??? You're protecting the right to bear arms as well? And you're of British descent and live in Canada???

This thread is too rich!

you ever have a bear handjob? the right to bear arms is a human right

King Rudi · 06-26-2018, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

you ever have a bear handjob? the right to bear arms is a human right

Once I think....it was from my ex-wife. The only reason I classify it as a bear handjob would be because she was the size of a bear....and hairy...and made bear noises. Wait....holy shit!!! I was married to a bear all that time.....speechless. I know I had run of some psychodelic drug use in my 20's but damn.......

Wouldn't a right to bear arms be an animal right and not a human right?

TheWatchGuy · 06-26-2018, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Once I think....it was from my ex-wife. The only reason I classify it as a bear handjob would be because she was the size of a bear....and hairy...and made bear noises. Wait....holy shit!!! I was married to a bear all that time.....speechless. I know I had run of some psychodelic drug use in my 20's but damn.......

Wouldn't a right to bear arms be an animal right and not a human right?

No.

King Rudi · 06-26-2018, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

No.

Now I'm as confused as the Brittish/Canadian guy throwing around American Constitutional Amendments.

UncleWede · 06-26-2018, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Now I'm as confused as the Brittish/Canadian guy throwing around American Constitutional Amendments.

It's a symptom of Lups poisoning. Like the futile resistance, you get used to it after a while in (queue the dramatic music) "The OT Zone"

Lups · 06-26-2018, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's a symptom of Lups poisoning. Like the futile resistance, you get used to it after a while in (queue the dramatic music) "The OT Zone"

King Rudi · 06-26-2018, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's a symptom of Lups poisoning. Like the futile resistance, you get used to it after a while in (queue the dramatic music) "The OT Zone"

Suddenly my eyes became large black and white swirls.

Joekerr · 06-26-2018, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's a symptom of Lups poisoning. Like the futile resistance, you get used to it after a while in (queue the dramatic music) "The OT Zone"

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Suddenly my eyes became large black and white swirls.

Question - was this accompanied by a sudden urge to donate a goat to a third world country?

If not, that's not Lups poisoning, it's just simple poisoning from the medium to medium rare hamburger you Americans are fond of consuming. Check into your local hospital.

Lups · 06-26-2018, 10:08 AM

I get no love here and I'm always so wonderful towards you all!

Joekerr · 06-26-2018, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I get no love here and I'm always so wonderful towards you all!

I've never looked it up, but dyslexia is just a way to describe getting things ass backwards right?

If so, then yes.

Lups · 06-26-2018, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I've never looked it up, but dyslexia is just a way to describe getting things ass backwards right?

If so, then yes.

I thought they needed a word with an x to fuck with my brain and that was all that was left in the Scrabble bag!

My boys came back from the summer home yesterday. I'm going to tell on your milk abusing ass!

Turkish Pickle · 06-26-2018, 10:29 AM

For me it depends, but for a longer term thing it's kinda all. If it's a smash and pass kinda deal then legs and face but if it's a possible relationship I just feel the need to be attracted to them enough to enjoy my time and not want to off myself when talking to them either.

Worst is when you go home with someone and then you grab breakfast in the morning only to realize the pavement on a hot day is smarter than her. Sadly in college this happens very often so the only way I figured I'd survive is lower expectations and double wrap Mr. Bayerische Motoren Werke

Never_Enough · 06-26-2018, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

For me it depends, but for a longer term thing it's kinda all. If it's a smash and pass kinda deal then legs and face but if it's a possible relationship I just feel the need to be attracted to them enough to enjoy my time and not want to off myself when talking to them either.

Worst is when you go home with someone and then you grab breakfast in the morning only to realize the pavement on a hot day is smarter than her. Sadly in college this happens very often so the only way I figured I'd survive is lower expectations and double wrap Mr. Bayerische Motoren Werke

Stop doing sleepovers. I have a no sleepover rule. At least not until we are an item or I want things to go that way.

Joekerr · 06-26-2018, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I thought they needed a word with an x to fuck with my brain and that was all that was left in the Scrabble bag!

My boys came back from the summer home yesterday. I'm going to tell on your milk abusing ass!

Wise choice. They're going to last longer than you. Thus, I am more scared of them and their potential than I am of you.

You are slowly working yourself into a caffeinated early grave.

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Turkish Pickle Banned 3082 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	For me it depends, but for a longer term thing it's kinda all. If it's a smash and pass kinda deal then legs and face but if it's a possible relationship I just feel the need to be attracted to them enough to enjoy my time and not want to off myself when talking to them either. Worst is when you go home with someone and then you grab breakfast in the morning only to realize the pavement on a hot day is smarter than her. Sadly in college this happens very often so the only way I figured I'd survive is lower expectations and double wrap Mr. Bayerische Motoren Werke
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