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      01-03-2012, 10:27 PM   #111
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So that's how you lose 15 pounds?!?!?!?! Get better quick! Tet is right around the corner!
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Anti-bio takes a few days, and take them until they're gone, don't stop when you feel better.
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Try eating some yogurt. Antibiotics will kill all bacteria in your body, good and bad. Yogurt has probiotics and might help your situation and let the antibiotics kill the bacteria causing this and let the good bacteria grow again to normal levels.

Other than that. Try drinking as much gatorade or electrolyte-rich fluid as you can.
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      01-03-2012, 11:20 PM   #114
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damn son!!! where did u eat? Yo go to the hospital and sue the shit outta the restaurant, Viqaz and his wife had food from Kabob Palace in arlington and got sick as hell and were in the hospital for a few days!! he got a lawyer and got a nice little fat check in the mail!!! Get better dude

my bad too if you already said where you ate...wasnt trying to see if you uploaded a pic of the toilet but you did and it was on this page!! asshole lol
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      01-04-2012, 12:08 AM   #115
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Do you know anyone who sorta looks like you and has insurance? Go to the ED and pose as them. I got mad sick one time and that's what I did. I posed as my brother. Got in and treated without a problem. I had strep throat so bad I couldn't even swallow liquids. My breath was starting to stink really bad and my gums started to bleed.

Anyway, you probably got nailed by bacillus cereus. Most commonly found in old stank rice that's been sitting around. Or campylobacter which is found in chicken. Steamed chicken doesn't sound too safe.

As long as you don't have any blood coming out with your diarrhea and things are slowing down, you're probably safe. Drink plenty gatorade even though the stuff will probably run right through you/ You've probably lost a lot of sodium and potassium. Drink pro-biotics too. When this would happen to me in the Philippines, I'd drink Yakult. There are versions of this now in the US.

You don't have a recent history of antibiotic use, and this started after eating at the Chinese restaurant. It's safe to say you don't have a c. diff infection. In which case, you can take ammonium 4mg x 1, then 2mg after each loose bowel movement with a max of 16mg total a day.

When you go to the doc tomorrow, you'll probably get cipro and flagyl. Don't be surprised if they scan your belly to look for evidence of colitis and have you admitted for dehydration. This is going to be pretty expensive. Good luck. With this many days into the illness, I'd go to the hospital too.

BTW, don't go to urgent care. Those guys will listen to your story, run some labs and just send you to an emergency room. You'll get hit with the urgent care bill and the emergency room bill.

Too bad I don't have any MD friends in the area who could hook you up with a prescription. Good luck...
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still waiting to hear what restaurant you went to in the DC area
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it's called Full Kee off columbia pike, ive been eaten there for years, hope that this is an isolated case...i ordered deep fried lobster, ginger steamed chicken and sizzling beef...didn't order pig intestines this time...


took another this this morning, and still all liquid, still tired and stuffy...
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it's called Full Kee off columbia pike, ive been eaten there for years, hope that this is an isolated case...i ordered deep fried lobster, ginger steamed chicken and sizzling beef...didn't order pig intestines this time...


took another this this morning, and still all liquid, still tired and stuffy...
I think it's time to face the facts... You're probably going to die. How much for the Supra?
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      01-04-2012, 08:48 AM   #120
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Try eating some yogurt. Antibiotics will kill all bacteria in your body, good and bad. Yogurt has probiotics and might help your situation and let the antibiotics kill the bacteria causing this and let the good bacteria grow again to normal levels.
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      01-04-2012, 09:49 AM   #122
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      01-04-2012, 02:48 PM   #123
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I just took a huge shit.. it was so satisfying and best of all it was solid... Just wanted to shout out to ya dude and let you know I was thinking of you before I flushed it.
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i think im getting better guys....haven't shat since 630am this morning, although that was all liquid, it didn't make me tired like the other shits...i ate some soup earlier and took meds, now just layin in bed waiting it out...hopefully this is it, i expect my first SST tonight...
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...i expect my first SST tonight...
Expect the unexpected...
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You're expecting a supersonic transport tonight?
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      01-04-2012, 04:45 PM   #128
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Why haven't you changed your sig yet??

I worked HARD on that and thought it was a SOLID piece of work...
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I worked HARD on that and thought it was a SOLID piece of work...
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So what's going on? Same shit different day???
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im on the laptop taking a shit right now, i think it's time to go to the hospital...this is absurd...still having explosive diarrhea, less frequent, but still explosive
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im on the laptop taking a shit right now, i think it's time to go to the hospital...this is absurd...still having explosive diarrhea, less frequent, but still explosive
How are your friends doing? Still suffering like you? I would totally burn that restaurant to the ground..
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