Valentine's Joke!

DLJJ3399 · 02-14-2007, 12:39 PM

John was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day . His wife was really angry . She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds "AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning John got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

UncleWede · 02-14-2007, 01:57 PM

Can I copy that and put it in the card for my wife? NOT!!!!

jonerik26 · 02-14-2007, 02:10 PM

i'd be afraid to give anything like that to my wife............she'd kill me

SpecC · 02-14-2007, 08:46 PM

i wonder who made that joke up
if a woman, she's a murderer
if a man, his grave is probably spit on by a lot of women

06E90Rostik · 02-22-2007, 02:40 PM

Oh no

monsta · 02-25-2007, 09:16 AM

that's f-ed up ahahhahahahaha

ahh these jokes are making my sunday at work better

02-14-2007, 12:39 PM	#1
DLJJ3399 Lack of charisma can be fatal... 94 Rep 365 Posts Drives: 2006 330i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 3er 330i l ... [0.00]	Valentine's Joke! John was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day . His wife was really angry . She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds "AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning John got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. __________________ Protect Me From What I Want... _____________________________
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02-14-2007, 01:57 PM	#2
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18031 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Can I copy that and put it in the card for my wife? NOT!!!!
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jonerik26 Lieutenant Colonel 58 Rep 1,906 Posts Drives: black 335i e90 PRE-LCI Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: somewhere iTrader: (23) Garage List 2007 335i [8.00] 1998 Acura Integra [8.50] 2006 325i [8.00]	i'd be afraid to give anything like that to my wife............she'd kill me __________________
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SpecC Completely obsessed with detailing 299 Rep 15,442 Posts Drives: E90 SG 330i, white Scion tC Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: San Francisco and Davis iTrader: (4)	i wonder who made that joke up if a woman, she's a murderer if a man, his grave is probably spit on by a lot of women
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02-22-2007, 02:40 PM	#5
06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew 182 Rep 1,482 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [10.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	Oh no
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02-25-2007, 09:16 AM	#6
monsta Brigadier General 218 Rep 3,592 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	that's f-ed up ahahhahahahaha ahh these jokes are making my sunday at work better
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