Ask a girl anything?

Biorin · 04-06-2016, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Would you consider working as an escort, stripper or having a sugar daddy if you were down on your luck?

Highly unlikely, though I'd be least likely to have a sugar daddy. At least the other two are straightforward business transactions -- I'd rather not pretend my relationship is something it's not.

Verbiage, did I satisfy your stereotype?

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Posting everywhere. Trying to get laid cuz #racecar.

Full disclosure: if I had that video, I'd be posting it everywhere. Nice video. That engine sounds so nice at high revs.

Tempted to post my track day video in hopes of getting e-laid because race car.

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Highly unlikely, though I'd be least likely to have a sugar daddy. At least the other two are straightforward business transactions -- I'd rather not pretend my relationship is something it's not.

Verbiage, did I satisfy your stereotype?

As eloquently and succinctly as I expected.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Tara, just watched your interior wrap job.... that is awesome... talent and patience really do pay off

Was she wearing short shorts and high heels like in her other videos?

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Tempted to post my track day video in hopes of getting e-laid because race car.

Track vids in a slammed, Mexi-flush VW don't get you laid.
Also, track vids in an M3 don't actually get you laid either - higher probability outcome is leg-humping by other dudes - possibly e-leg humping, but IRL also possible, if driving is good.

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Track vids in a slammed, Mexi-flush VW don't get you laid.
Also, track vids in an M3 don't actually get you laid either - higher probability outcome is leg-humping by other dudes - possibly e-leg humping, but IRL also possible, if driving is good.

Dammit dad, he's trying!

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

As eloquently and succinctly as I expected.

I feel it is an important moment to recognize here. That is some nice complex grammatical construction right here. Your use of the rare implied verb from her question justifying your use of adverbs is commendable. Nicely done!

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I feel it is an important moment to recognize here. That is some nice complex grammatical construction right here. Your use of the rare implied verb from her question justifying your use of adverbs is commendable. Nicely done!

They doesn't call I Verbiage for something.

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Track vids in a slammed, Mexi-flush VW don't get you laid.
Also, track vids in an M3 don't actually get you laid either - higher probability outcome is leg-humping by other dudes - possibly e-leg humping, but IRL also possible, if driving is good.

My VW is not Mexi-flush! And I do have videos on the VW on the track, which nobody cares about because #stancebruh.

You're right. Only dudes like my track day videos.

1MOREMOD · 04-06-2016, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Not if you let her watch you get the anal. Then she owes you anyway. (Sorry, it was RIGHT. THERE. Had to do it.)

Wait what, hey, no.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Highly unlikely, though I'd be least likely to have a sugar daddy. At least the other two are straightforward business transactions -- I'd rather not pretend my relationship is something it's not.

Verbiage, did I satisfy your stereotype?

Interesting, for some reason i feel like having a sugar daddy is more noble than straight out prostitution.

UncleWede · 04-06-2016, 09:37 AM

What about if Splenda Daddy?

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 09:48 AM

I'm a sugar daddy now accepting applications.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

I'm a sugar daddy now accepting applications.

Call me Nostra-motherficking-damus.

shoei · 04-06-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

I'm a sugar daddy now accepting applications.

@Axius wears see through outfits to clean pools according to another forum member...

Best of luck to you in your "noble" cause...

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

@Axius wears see through outfits to clean pools according to another forum member...

Best of luck to you in your "noble" cause...

Is she goin to clean the pool in short shorts and high heels?

shoei · 04-06-2016, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

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Originally Posted by shoei

@Axius wears see through outfits to clean pools according to another forum member...

Best of luck to you in your "noble" cause...

Is she goin to clean the pool in short shorts and high heels?

Best be asking Axius yourself... I'm only here to collect the 20% on each transaction... You two hammer out the details, but money up front... No money no honey...

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by US///M3

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Originally Posted by shoei

@Axius wears see through outfits to clean pools according to another forum member...

Best of luck to you in your "noble" cause...

Is she goin to clean the pool in short shorts and high heels?

Best be asking Axius yourself... I'm only here to collect the 20% on each transaction... You two hammer out the details, but money up front... No money no honey...

Can suck start the pool pump if needs primed also. Axius NAS many talents.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can suck start the pool pump if needs primed also. Axius NAS many talents.

Is she good at polishing knobs?

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 11:02 AM

Oh man.. this is entertaining.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can suck start the pool pump if needs primed also. Axius NAS many talents.

Is she good at polishing knobs?

@Axius ? Yep favorite past time, from what I hear.

Axius · 04-06-2016, 11:09 AM

I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around.

Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools.

I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.

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Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around. Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools. I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.
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