01-16-2019, 06:24 PM | #1 |
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Men Injects 18 Doses of Semen To Cure Back Pain
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01-16-2019, 09:17 PM | #6 |
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I could have told him that it does cure back pain because all the ladies I have been with always complain about their back the next day
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01-16-2019, 09:35 PM | #7 |
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01-16-2019, 10:13 PM | #9 |
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Apart from the German chick you were with. When you asked her how she liked the gentleman sausage from behind on a scale of 0-10 she kept shouting nine!
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01-17-2019, 12:39 AM | #11 |
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LMAO he probably thought it would be stem cell treatment. You'd think he would inject directly at the source of the pain. Wow.
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01-17-2019, 08:11 AM | #13 |
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It appears that he "discharged" himself many times before the back pain subsided.
On a side note: Seminal injections may cause but are not limited to: - Your arm following you around and asking for money - Your arm becoming swollen for 9 months - Your arm wanting to feed you ketchup, pickles and chocolate at the same time - Swollen or tender moobs - A lifetime of ridicule Ask your doctor if self intravenous seminal injections are right for you. Last edited by King Rudi; 01-17-2019 at 09:52 AM.. |
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01-17-2019, 09:46 AM | #15 |
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Yeah, this beats people who eat their own hair ... by a mile!
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01-17-2019, 02:40 PM | #19 |
I know a thing or 2 about a thing or 2...
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You're supposed to get rid of the poison, not put it back in.
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