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      09-12-2019, 08:27 AM   #45
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Washing your ass in a public sink isnt particularly good either?
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You kinda have to work out a system with water and TP...not ideal either but much better.

Wish we had bidets like the Japanese have everywhere.
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You kinda have to work out a system with water and TP...not ideal either but much better.

Wish we had bidets like the Japanese have everywhere.
I used to have this Boxer, great dog. He thought the bidet in my girlfriends house was a drinking fountain......he'd follow you into the WC every time and stand there staring at the thing waiting for you to turn it on.
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I used to have this Boxer, great dog. He thought the bidet in my girlfriends house was a drinking fountain......he'd follow you into the WC every time and stand there staring at the thing waiting for you to turn it on.
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coincidence this thread exist...my boss just asked me to put this up in the bathroom and I told him "you printed it, you put it up!"

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Iíve fired two guys for taking 20-30 min craps each day, which equates to 100-150min/wk, do the further math. Insane.
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What has my life come to that I've just spent it reading this? You all had me going for a minute when the reply to "wet toilet paper doesn't clean well enough" started with "I used to have this Boxer, great dog" - but fortunately it did not go the direction my sick mind was heading....

And for all you 'special clean folks' who think plain TP is barbaric - haven't you heard of those travel packs of baby wipes? Just don't flush them - they will clog a city sewer, your office plumbing won't last a month.
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Iíve fired two guys for taking 20-30 min craps each day, which equates to 100-150min/wk, do the further math. Insane.
that's harsh, it's a bodily function for crying out loud
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coincidence this thread exist...my boss just asked me to put this up in the bathroom and I told him "you printed it, you put it up!"

I'm printing that out and I'll put it up myself after what just happened!

I was taking a leak in our very posh work bathroom, with very nice sinks and good smelling (sweet almond) soap. A miserable coworker took the smelliest and loudest dump and walked out without washing his hands. He's the kind guy that would just say F&#k you and walk away if you called him out, he's older than dirt and hopefully retiring soon.

The only way I figure that anybody can get their poop to smell that bad is is to live on a diet consuming actual dog shit.

I was trapped in there until somebody else came in since I didn't want to touch the door lever, and being green we don't have paper towels.

That sign is going up today!
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Yes, about 35-45 min everyday.. It's usually the same time.. 945am after the black coffee no sugar kicks in. Well our bathroom is a single use person. Door locks and such
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What has my life come to that I've just spent it reading this? You all had me going for a minute when the reply to "wet toilet paper doesn't clean well enough" started with "I used to have this Boxer, great dog" - but fortunately it did not go the direction my sick mind was heading....

And for all you 'special clean folks' who think plain TP is barbaric - haven't you heard of those travel packs of baby wipes? Just don't flush them - they will clog a city sewer, your office plumbing won't last a month.
Baby wipes is indeed the most elegant solution if you are bidet-less (which would be almost all the time in a public toilet).

My mind also went where i think yours did when that reply opened with ďi used to have this Boxer...Ē. But i think my reaction was disappointment, not relief, when it didnít go there
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I'm printing that out and I'll put it up myself after what just happened!

I was taking a leak in our very posh work bathroom, with very nice sinks and good smelling (sweet almond) soap. A miserable coworker took the smelliest and loudest dump and walked out without washing his hands. He's the kind guy that would just say F&#k you and walk away if you called him out, he's older than dirt and hopefully retiring soon.

The only way I figure that anybody can get their poop to smell that bad is is to live on a diet consuming actual dog shit.

I was trapped in there until somebody else came in since I didn't want to touch the door lever, and being green we don't have paper towels.

That sign is going up today!
If one of my coworkers is witnessed pooping without washing, there will be a post on our group Slack channels about it....biohazard warning!
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Yes, about 35-45 min everyday.. It's usually the same time.. 945am after the black coffee no sugar kicks in. Well our bathroom is a single use person. Door locks and such
45 minutes? You might want to see a doctor. sounds like something is wrong.
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Iíve fired two guys for taking 20-30 min craps each day, which equates to 100-150min/wk, do the further math. Insane.
Yeah they would definitely be more productive working with shit in their pants that everyone has to smell.

While we are at it, we shouldn't let people take smoke breaks either because the wasted time definitely doesn't make up for them being moody and on-edge for 8+ hours.
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i absolutely hate shitting at work. i work for a company that has been on the fortune 500 list for over 6 decades and they have the nerve to buy the cheapest goddamn toilet paper. im not a fan of wiping my ass with sand paper.
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This thread cracks me up.

On a related note: I played dueling asses with whoever was in the ladies restroom yesterday. The two restrooms share a wall with poor insulation. Luckily, I finished first; this way I didn't have to know who was in there and they have no idea who their echo was.
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I never really paid attention to this but ever since this thread was created I actually know the shitting habits of my coworkers now. Every morning before they start they each take turns shitting in the bathroom. We have 2 stalls. Some guys actually show up even earlier because they know if they get there late they might shit themselves just because each guy will literally shit for 15 min so you might end up waiting 45 minutes before it's their turn lol. . Between all the Pipeliners and Technicians from 630-8am there's always 2 guys taking shits. And while they're waiting they'll sit on the counter in my area and shoot the shits with me until somebody comes out

I asked them why not shit at home before coming to work and I shit you not they all say they don't feel the need until they get here. It's like routine to them...shit than work
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I'm printing that out and I'll put it up myself after what just happened!

I was taking a leak in our very posh work bathroom, with very nice sinks and good smelling (sweet almond) soap. A miserable coworker took the smelliest and loudest dump and walked out without washing his hands. He's the kind guy that would just say F&#k you and walk away if you called him out, he's older than dirt and hopefully retiring soon.

The only way I figure that anybody can get their poop to smell that bad is is to live on a diet consuming actual dog shit.

I was trapped in there until somebody else came in since I didn't want to touch the door lever, and being green we don't have paper towels.

That sign is going up today!
If one of my coworkers is witnessed pooping without washing, there will be a post on our group Slack channels about it....biohazard warning!
Oh don't worry, I was actually mad and I hardly ever get mad at anything but everybody now knows what a stinky non-hand washing pig he is thanks to my big mouth. Forchristsake, we have sweet almond soap...use it!
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Baby wipes is indeed the most elegant solution if you are bidet-less (which would be almost all the time in a public toilet).

My mind also went where i think yours did when that reply opened with ďi used to have this Boxer...Ē. But i think my reaction was disappointment, not relief, when it didnít go there
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I never really paid attention to this but ever since this thread was created I actually know the shitting habits of my coworkers now. Every morning before they start they each take turns shitting in the bathroom. We have 2 stalls. Some guys actually show up even earlier because they know if they get there late they might shit themselves just because each guy will literally shit for 15 min so you might end up waiting 45 minutes before it's their turn lol. . Between all the Pipeliners and Technicians from 630-8am there's always 2 guys taking shits. And while they're waiting they'll sit on the counter in my area and shoot the shits with me until somebody comes out

I asked them why not shit at home before coming to work and I shit you not they all say they don't feel the need until they get here. It's like routine to them...shit than work
Lol....we work at the same place bro. Doing the type of work I do.....you are always around the roughest, craziest guys on job sites. These guys don't care....I find them freaking hilarious.

I feel sorry for their apprentices though. I've seen one guy get locked into a tool crib over a weekend because he questioned his boss in a smart ass tone.

These guys are crazy and you have to learn how to take/treat each one as they are all different and batshit crazy. I feel like I'm running a preschool sometimes
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