Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

C5driver · 12-02-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Two states to the northeast.

You're welcome.

UncleWede · 12-02-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Does your place have a stripper pole and carrots?

carrots? Is THAT why the little people don't like to come to my house?

Sara · 12-02-2015, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Two states to the north.

Can you pick me up from the airport?

Axius · 12-02-2015, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Does your place have a stripper pole and carrots?

I do have carrots. No pole yet. We can just build one.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Technically - one state, but that's ok.....

Well aren't you some kind of fucking geographical genius.

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You're welcome.

No, YOU'RE welcome.

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Can you pick me up from the airport?

Silly question, of course! On the bike, so dress warm.

C5driver · 12-02-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I do have carrots. No pole yet. We can just build one.

I want disco lights too. And make sure you don't half ass it...anchor it at the top and make sure it's secure.

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Originally Posted by Axius

No, YOU'RE welcome.

Bless your pervy heart...

Lups · 12-02-2015, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Does your place have a stripper pole and carrots?

I'll drive.

C5driver · 12-02-2015, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'll drive.

I'm so sleep deprived that I actually think this might work....

UncleWede · 12-02-2015, 10:23 AM

^ Does she have a carrot tattoo or something? I zoomed all the way in, all over, and can't seem to find it

Axius · 12-02-2015, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I want disco lights too. And make sure you don't half ass it...anchor it at the top and make sure it's secure.

Go big or go home, baby, that's how I do.

C5driver · 12-02-2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ Does she have a carrot tattoo or something? I zoomed all the way in, all over, and can't seem to find it

The carrot is hidden somewhere...

C5driver · 12-02-2015, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Go big or go home, baby, that's how I do.

That's why we unanimously voted you our Grand Imperial Dictator

V1.47fan · 12-02-2015, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Everyone's ass is tiny compared to mine.

But seriously, you ladies should build an altar to V1.47fan and for milk.

Do you mean it?

Sara · 12-02-2015, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I do have carrots. No pole yet. We can just build one.

Well aren't you some kind of fucking geographical genius.

No, YOU'RE welcome.

Silly question, of course! On the bike, so dress warm.

Does this work?

Axius · 12-02-2015, 10:32 AM

RDU babe.

Lups · 12-02-2015, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm so sleep deprived that I actually think this might work....

Yeah, some people don't respect others need to sleep at all. Fucking mutants.

This could make the trip a very fast drive, we could bank on not getting tickets.

Sara · 12-02-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

RDU babe.

This?

Lups · 12-02-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ Does she have a carrot tattoo or something? I zoomed all the way in, all over, and can't seem to find it

Alex and I take nutrition seriously, the dancer would be provided with carrots.

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Do you mean it?

Yes! You gave me the idea for my crappy costume, Tonka kicked my ass, we ladies get ass shots. You are my hero.

Axius · 12-02-2015, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

This?

Yup. So now our tally of attendees is at ( 2 ).

Mr Tonka · 12-02-2015, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yes! You gave me the idea for my crappy costume, Tonka kicked my ass, we ladies get ass shots. You are my hero.

We all emulate our favorite things. Just trying to model myself after my favorite BP man.

V1.47fan · 12-02-2015, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Alex and I take nutrition seriously, the dancer would be provided with carrots.

Yes! You gave me the idea for my crappy costume, Tonka kicked my ass, we ladies get ass shots. You are my hero.

You have to admit, we all had a good laugh.

Sara · 12-02-2015, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yup. So now our tally of attendees is at ( 2 ).

Are you going to board me those two days or do I need to book a hotel?

Lups · 12-02-2015, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We all emulate our favorite things. Just trying to model myself after my favorite BP man.

As I asked v1 just now, and be honest.

It's the cheetos?

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12-02-2015, 10:32 AM	#1114
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	RDU babe.
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