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Arcades · 01-31-2018, 02:36 AM

I drive a lot faster when I hear Fast & Furious music playing.

Also, Lups left me in the US.

///M Power-Belgium · 01-31-2018, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 37psi

Ps. You can pixilate your face if you want.

I am curious. I gave myself a haircut last year and it was disastrous but that was my first attempt.

OK . No problem !

///M Power-Belgium · 01-31-2018, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ItsGary

Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.

I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.

I throw my gearbox always in reverse , and that works outstanding !

ItsGary · 01-31-2018, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I throw my gearbox always in reverse , and that works outstanding !

Haha, considering our vehicles don’t have rear fog lights in North America, it was a nice DIY mod!

F30lolz · 01-31-2018, 02:03 PM

I poop in the shower

1MOREMOD · 01-31-2018, 02:25 PM

Ah but did you have the smarts to install garbage disposal like me

UncleWede · 01-31-2018, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ah but did you have the smarts to install garbage disposal like me

Boss level!!!

upstatedoc · 01-31-2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ah but did you have the smarts to install garbage disposal like me

this idea actually has merit

UncleWede · 01-31-2018, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

this idea actually has merit

until you regress to your youth and stick your dick in there

1MOREMOD · 01-31-2018, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Boss level!!!

Yep pro tip.

1MOREMOD · 01-31-2018, 03:08 PM

Plus can clean fruit and vegetables while you shower and stuff that down disposal also.

MKSixer · 01-31-2018, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ItsGary

Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.

I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.

I keep a 2W laser in the car for this. Wide beam dispersion. Fuq's them up and they fall back quickly. With detached retinas.

J/K

Or am I?

zentanker · 02-01-2018, 04:33 PM

I once robbed a one-night-stand

Sassicaia · 02-01-2018, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by zentanker

I once robbed a one-night-stand

Just so I understand. You hooked up with a girl (assuming) and while she was sleeping or getting ready to leave you robbed her? What did you take?

ItsGary · 02-01-2018, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassicaia

Just so I understand. You hooked up with a girl (assuming) and while she was sleeping or getting ready to leave you robbed her? What did you take?

It’s not what he took, it’s what she took from him, his virginity. He couldn’t stand it so he took her wallet

jk

Curious to know also

Germanauto · 02-02-2018, 03:20 AM

I drive like a BMW stereotype and won't apologize for it. My car looks and handles better than everybody else's. Plus, it's lined with leather and wood from inside and in mint condition given how much I detail it. It's cooler than everybody else's car so I'm gonna do what I want.

ItsGary · 02-02-2018, 03:21 AM

If possible and its completely empty and safe to do so, I like to cross double solid yellow lines to overtake slower cars in mexico

Germanauto · 02-02-2018, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ItsGary

If possible and its completely empty and safe to do so, I like to cross double solid yellow lines to overtake slower cars in mexico

Forget Mexico, I do it here in the states.

ItsGary · 02-02-2018, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

Forget Mexico, I do it here in the states.

I do it in Snow Mexico

Adieu · 02-02-2018, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I attended a Scottish wedding, and since I was one of the groomsmen I had to wear a kilt... It was awkward as hell at first, but eventually after it wore off (after a few shots of Macallan 30 of course

) I realized that it's mega fucking comfortable, and part of me wishes that it was socially acceptable to wear it without being judged or have weird stares, which I did catch some heat when I forgot to bring a change of clothes for the after-party and just wore it to the restaurant.

inb4 gay/crossdressing comments: I'm 100% hetero and talking about the legitimately male clothing, not a fucking ladies skirt so if you try to make it sound like that, STFU LOL

Remember the schoolgirl trick widely used anywhere teenage girls are forced into uniforms : roll it up at the waist to turn it into a mini!!!!

Adieu · 02-02-2018, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ItsGary

Haha, considering our vehicles don’t have rear fog lights in North America, it was a nice DIY mod!

Sure they do, the button underneath the foglights.

Pry up the control panel and cut off the tabs on the button that keep you from depressing it. Reassemble and enjoy your rear fogs, the necessary lamps are already in your taillights.

Adieu · 02-02-2018, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Faredo

When I was a kid i used to pee in the Ozarka Springs. Its bottled in Tx and i would squeeze the gizzard in there every day.
Oh man do i feel better. BTW some of you may have had my DNA in you. cheers.

I urinated on a nicely concealed corner of the local police station every day for a year in 10th grade

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