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Well done, my Padawan Learner!! Now for the advanced lesson: Do all which you mentioned, adding this move: Bend her over about 45 degrees while still pulling on her hair, cup a boob with your free hand while whispering..."Just sizing everything up for later." This is the only way to advance to full Jedi Rank. Once accomplished with regularity, you will be given the keys to advance to Jedi Master. May The Panties Be With You.
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Hey shit happens and at times no more commenting is required.
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Judy, my girl!! Good to see you! In my mind you haven't changed the gender so what's up my bitch?
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So are people even dating these days? Or is it just cell phone app initiated hook ups?
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I went on a first date last week. Felt no connection and also feel that starting all over with someone new is just such a daunting task.
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Where have you been hiding?
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I've had an insane year and it just keeps getting worse and worse. I thought I was busy earlier with the 18 hour days but turns out that was the vacation version of my life.
Sup Sixie? All good?
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The same!! How are the kiddos? Mine is in law school now.
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The little shits act like me but they're smarter than I and I still think about selling them daily. The youngest one seems like a special sort of trouble since he has decided the second grade was a really good time to introduce himself to the principal. "I thought you'd be scarier but anyway, nice to meet you finally and we will be seeing each other a lot in the future".
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Hey mate, I'm totally in! I'm so in my hubby is buying an alfa romeo! Prepare to be defeated!
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