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      09-19-2022, 05:38 PM   #40613
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I've got you figured out...


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Is it men???? Or their bank account that is the prize....................
Is it necessary to debate several million years of evolution and evolutionary fact of how this works? I realize everybody wants to believe they are above this kind of behavior, but it's contrary to at least a million years of species preserving habits.

Now to make it funny:

Favorite quote from Dan Akyroyd:
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1. We use cutlery
2. We can control our sexual urges

Don't drag me down into your own personal hell."



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^^ Nice quote. Funny movie.
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      09-20-2022, 04:12 PM   #40627
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this reminds me of one of my favourites - made into image form by some degen:

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      09-20-2022, 04:42 PM   #40628
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Haha, reminds me of a trip to the UK some years ago. An American in front of me at passport control was late/very impatient so when he got to the desk he was an absolute tool to the poor clerk. I was up next and apologized for my fellow countryman’s behavior. The clerk didn’t miss a best in responding, meh, he’s got nothing on the Irish.
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Haha, reminds me of a trip to the UK some years ago. An American in front of me at passport control was late/very impatient so when he got to the desk he was an absolute tool to the poor clerk. I was up next and apologized for my fellow countryman’s behavior. The clerk didn’t miss a best in responding, meh, he’s got nothing on the Irish.
WTF does that mean?
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Don’t get your nose bent out of shape Murf!
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Don’t get your nose bent out of shape Murf!
If I had any feelings they might be hurt.
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Good idea. BRB
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