Yo Mamma

Mu Mu · 05-24-2009, 01:45 PM

Your mamma is a hoe

BET325CI · 05-25-2009, 01:09 PM

your mom so old she farts dust!!

your mom is fat, when she wears jordashe jeans, she makes the horse life size!!

your mom is so poor, when she opens the front door, she ends up in the backyard!

ibd12nv · 07-06-2009, 11:30 AM

yo mama so stupid while going to the airport she saw a sign that said "airport Left"...

She went back home.

wt1110 · 07-06-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

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lmfao!!!

RiXst3r · 07-06-2009, 11:15 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, she put on Guess jeans and the answer popped out!

dgliango · 07-07-2009, 03:23 AM

Yo mamma like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn

TurboFan · 07-09-2009, 12:24 AM

Yo mamma so poor, she was kickin a can down the sidewalk, and when I asked her what she was doin' she said "movin"

fatmatt0116 · 07-09-2009, 01:27 AM

your momma's so fat she wears a watch on BOTH wrists.....one for EACH TIME ZONE. Shazzaaam!

drift90 · 07-09-2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 1989baby

Yo momma so poor, I saw her with one shoe on and asked her " you lose a shoe?" she said "No I just found one!"

LMFAO! i like that one

UCSBMW · 07-16-2009, 12:58 PM

yo mama's so small she can hang glide on a dorito.

05-24-2009, 01:45 PM	#45
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BET325CI Private 3 Rep 76 Posts Drives: 2006 530i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CERRITOS iTrader: (0)	your mom so old she farts dust!! your mom is fat, when she wears jordashe jeans, she makes the horse life size!! your mom is so poor, when she opens the front door, she ends up in the backyard!
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07-06-2009, 11:30 AM	#47
ibd12nv Chief Warrant Officer 4 53 Rep 726 Posts Drives: 335I, E46 M3, X5M Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Back in the US iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E90 335i [10.00]	yo mama so stupid while going to the airport she saw a sign that said "airport Left"... She went back home. __________________
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07-06-2009, 11:15 PM	#49
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07-07-2009, 03:23 AM	#50
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07-09-2009, 12:24 AM	#51
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07-09-2009, 01:27 AM	#52
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07-16-2009, 12:58 PM	#54
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