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      02-10-2009, 03:46 PM   #23
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yo mama so fat when she sees a bus full of white kids she says stop the twinkie!

yo mama teeth so yellow every time she smiles the cars slow down
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      02-10-2009, 11:57 PM   #24
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Yo mama is so fat that when she disappeared they put her face on a milk truck.
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      02-11-2009, 12:05 PM   #25
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Yo mama so fat when she wore red everybody started singing:

"Kooooollaiiiiid! Kooooolaiiddd!!"
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      02-11-2009, 01:05 PM   #26
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"Kooooollaiiiiid! Kooooolaiiddd!!"
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      03-02-2009, 01:16 AM   #27
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Yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test.
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      03-02-2009, 12:56 PM   #28
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yo momma so fat that she was in the guiness book of world record for being the world's fattest person in the world
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      03-02-2009, 12:57 PM   #29
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yo momma so ugly when she entered a ugly contest the judges said "sorry no professionals"
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      03-20-2009, 04:07 AM   #30
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This is the thread, yo mama. (however he said it)
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      03-20-2009, 06:11 PM   #31
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This is the thread, yo mama. (however he said it)
Is that show still on?
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      03-20-2009, 06:19 PM   #32
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Is that show still on?
Doubt it.
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      03-21-2009, 02:27 AM   #33
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Yo momma so hairy bigfoot be taking pictures of her.
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      03-23-2009, 11:55 AM   #34
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yo mamma is so ugly when she was a child her momma used to feed her with a slingshot.
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yo mamma is so fat her fave food is seconds.
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      03-30-2009, 11:56 AM   #36
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      04-02-2009, 03:33 PM   #37
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Yo Mama is do dumb when she walked by the YMCA she said look they misspelled Macy's.
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      04-02-2009, 06:56 PM   #38
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Yo Momma So poor, she on the street corner singing HO, HO,HO 3 cents a blow just to get you a Christmas gift.
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      04-03-2009, 04:24 PM   #39
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Your mom's so dumb, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
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      04-21-2009, 06:24 PM   #40
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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      05-13-2009, 11:02 AM   #41
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yo mom's so old that when she grew up the saying was "yeah...when birds fly!"
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      05-19-2009, 09:00 PM   #42
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yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Sizzler, they give her a group discount.
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      05-20-2009, 03:02 PM   #43
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Yo momma so poor, I saw her with one shoe on and asked her " you lose a shoe?" she said "No I just found one!"
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      05-20-2009, 04:33 PM   #44
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how about making fun of gf rather than mama? No respect for mama?
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