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      01-16-2019, 04:28 PM   #419
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Posted a few. I'm drinking heavily now cuz he is yelling (not a typo.) me the stories.

I'm beginning to think I was a bit of a wild child. Thank coffee I calmed down this much.
Where - in SOT?
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Posted a few. I'm drinking heavily now cuz he is yelling (not a typo.) me the stories.

I'm beginning to think I was a bit of a wild child. Thank coffee I calmed down this much.
2 beers is NOT drinking heavily........I thought Finns could hold their liquor.
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Where - in SOT?
Ssott, and no, punk thread and the other got those.
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2 beers is NOT drinking heavily........I thought Finns could hold their liquor.
Oh fuck off! I had the cucumber guy laughing at me most of the night!

So, 2 beers, and one glass of wine, do I still get to whine?
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      01-16-2019, 06:32 PM   #423
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I want into the cool club! What is SOT???
Ssott. You've been invited several times there, to the predecessor at least.
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Ssott. You've been invited several times there, to the predecessor at least.
I STILL have no clue what you guys are talking about

Saskatchewan Society of Occupational Therapists (SSOT) ?????
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I STILL have no clue what you guys are talking about

Saskatchewan Society of Occupational Therapists (SSOT) ?????
Super secret off topic thread. Before the mods noticed, our old thread was the longest on the forum.

You've been invited, by me, multiple times. Stop bitching now and go brush your hair.

Oh man, I had so much fun tonight. My bestie made my tummy sore by telling all the stories of our youth i was in, but still kinda missing since as insane I was, I still wasn't single ( cucumbers okay, stealing a sheep okay, crashing a car or four was fine but I was still in bed with a book by 2 am, so before all the bad stuff happened)
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Saskatchewan Society of Occupational Therapists (SSOT) ?????
Super secret off topic thread. Before the mods noticed, our old thread was the longest on the forum.

You've been invited, by me, multiple times. Stop bitching now and go brush your hair.

Oh man, I had so much fun tonight. My bestie made my tummy sore by telling all the stories of our youth i was in, but still kinda missing since as insane I was, I still wasn't single ( cucumbers okay, stealing a sheep okay, crashing a car or four was fine but I was still in bed with a book by 2 am, so before all the bad stuff happened)
Scrolled thru the first 5 pages. Found Wha but no Wede

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That's because the thread isn't riding dirty. When will your weed head ever listen?

Let's ignore the fact that said herb is legal where I'm from, since I'm such an infrequent contributor to said thread.
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That's because the thread isn't riding dirty. When will your weed head ever listen?

Let's ignore the fact that said herb is legal where I'm from, since I'm such an infrequent contributor to said thread.
The fact you call it herb makes it sketch, you narc !!!
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Pipe down son - we aren't called mounties for nothing...unless you like that sort of thing I guess...
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Pipe down son - we aren't called mounties for nothing...unless you like that sort of thing I guess...
Broke back narc to boot

Rethinking this whole Prez Kerr idea
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This thread has slowed it down a little bit. Is the house finished?
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This thread has slowed it down a little bit. Is the house finished?
Lol, no. The autumn ended with me tearing a muscle under those damn ribs so I've taken it easy for a bit. I've been cutting down trees from the yard and chopping wood.

Come to think of it, slowing down really is a saying I should google. I don't think I have the meaning correct.
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Lol, no. The autumn ended with me tearing a muscle under those damn ribs so I've taken it easy for a bit. I've been cutting down trees from the yard and chopping wood.

Come to think of it, slowing down really is a saying I should google. I don't think I have the meaning correct.
Finnish woman chopping wood. Here's a visual. nice going.. are you gonna sell that wood?
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Be careful.....she may introduce you to the chainsaw.....or her attack mouse that she's currently training.
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I think the woman you have pictured is creating wood and fully intends on using it to it's fullest potential...
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This thread has certainly slowed down.
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The mouse has a name you know.

In the solitary confinement of a bomb shelter, members of project Mayhem do have a name. His name is Trevor.

His name is Trevor.

His name is Trevor.


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I am not in the mood, why do these bulls exist? Is it bad to pray for bad karma for these people?
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TREVOR MURIEL LIVINGSTONE is a really nice mouse!! He won't be attacking anyone, I truly hope you stuff this mean language up in your ass!

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