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      12-07-2018, 11:59 PM   #2267
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Excuse the bad pun but even without knowing the "back" story to this, she seems completely comfortable in that position...
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Dude...when I was in college and drove a VW Scirocco it was sport from certain parts of the motoring population to tailgate the little "Furrin" car. I discouraged this by purchasing a 1,000,000 candlepower spotlight. When the assailants would pull up to tailgate, I'd put on my Rayban's and literally light 'em up! I never knew jacked up 4wd pickup trucks had such great brakes until then.

Now I carry a 2W laser. J/k...or am I?
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      12-08-2018, 10:36 AM   #2273
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The english language is awesome, I'm a big fan of "stumblefuck and fuckstumble".
Don't forget: Fuckstimate, Verb or Noun depending on utilization.
1. How long it will take to get her in bed.
2. How long she will last in bed.
3. How long you will last while exploring 2, above.

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That would be awfully warm in Texas 99% of the time.
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      12-08-2018, 11:18 PM   #2281
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Don't forget: Fuckstimate, Verb or Noun depending on utilization.
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3. How long you will last while exploring 2, above.

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That would be awfully warm in Texas 99% of the time.
Iím sure he would have dressed appropriately for the weather if he were in Texas, but in an equally distinguished manner. Well, you get the drift.
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The gears wont move. They would be locked up. The won't "work together".

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