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      01-17-2019, 02:41 PM   #2685
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This makes more sense than that bullshit monster image that only made it to cutting room floor.

Side note: Women LOVE these guys. The guys are also the origins of why females make social media posts being broken hearted.
Yeah, those guys also account for 90% of the global Acyclovir sales, so, the world has a way of correcting itself.
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      01-17-2019, 02:47 PM   #2687
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Yeah, those guys also account for 90% of the global Acyclovir sales, so, the world has a way of correcting itself.
I had to look up what that was.
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I had to look up what that was.
I think we just found your new pick up line: "Hey ladies, I'm Now_Rudi and I have no idea what Acyclovir is."
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      01-17-2019, 03:15 PM   #2689
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I think we just found your new pick up line: "Hey ladies, I'm Now_Rudi and I have no idea what Acyclovir is."
I have no idea either, but based on the banter between you two, I feel it may not be safe for me to search for on my work computer....

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I have no idea either, but based on the banter between you two, I feel it may not be safe for me to search for on my work computer....

Just ask yourself what disease those neon-clad douchebags on the previous page are most likely to contract.
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      01-17-2019, 03:37 PM   #2691
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I think we just found your new pick up line: "Hey ladies, I'm Now_Rudi and I have no idea what Acyclovir is."
I believe that this is simply a testament to my choosiness in whom I choose to have relations with.

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I have no idea either, but based on the banter between you two, I feel it may not be safe for me to search for on my work computer....

Without thought, I went straight to work on google.....on a work pc. The admins here have to love looking at my history. They haven't said anything yet. I imagine that if they have a sense of humor they will either high-five me or fire me.

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Just ask yourself what disease those neon-clad douchebags on the previous page are most likely to contract.
I'll also drop a hint, it isn't unicorn aids.....although it could be.
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Every. Damn. Time.
This! Even without snow. It amazes me at no matter how clean I try to keep my vehicle the amount of debris that gets left in my passenger side floor. Also womens jeans with rhinestones on the back pockets will destroy leather seats.
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This! Even without snow. It amazes me at no matter how clean I try to keep my vehicle the amount of debris that gets left in my passenger side floor. Also womens jeans with rhinestones on the back pockets will destroy leather seats.
Every single shoe my wife owns apparently has skateboard grip tape for a sole. Seriously, I can take her to a store and literally drop her off at the front of the door, go park and walk through gravel and mud. Then, when we get home - my side has a pebble or two, and her side looks like it just went through an NFL game in the rain.

It's like a superpower or something.
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Every single shoe my wife owns apparently has skateboard grip tape for a sole. Seriously, I can take her to a store and literally drop her off at the front of the door, go park and walk through gravel and mud. Then, when we get home - my side has a pebble or two, and her side looks like it just went through an NFL game in the rain.

It's like a superpower or something.
at the grip tape and the superpower. I'm with you, every single time she gets in the car the floor needs vacuumed after.
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Women in general don't look after shit, they break and buy a new one.
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.....or expect us to buy a new one for them.
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