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      12-31-2018, 06:32 PM   #23
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Lettuce mock these poor mindless vegans for thinking they could beet the laws of physics and not get squashed. A huge semi like that can't stop or turnip on a dime - they're lucky the driver had bean practicing his evasive driving or else we'd be watching their brains leek out onto the road...
Hahaha!! So cheesy... oh, wait, vegans don't eat cheese. I quit.
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This is what happens when bicycle helmets, electrical outlet covers and child-proof pill bottles do their job - empty-headed children that otherwise would have contributed to childhood fatality statistics grow up to be empty-headed adults.
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This is what happens when bicycle helmets, electrical outlet covers and child-proof pill bottles do their job - empty-headed children that otherwise would have contributed to childhood fatality statistics grow up to be empty-headed adults.

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Personally I am fucking sick and tired of this blocking the road business. That seems to be the deal these days. You don't live how we live and we will go block roads. I am all in favor of peaceful protest but cops need to start taking these fools to jail or allow us to push them out of the way.
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Didn't some places pass laws OKing running over fools blocking the road? I know a few idiots tried to block one of the main highways in my town but nobody stopped and a couple of people went to the hospital. It made the local news for just a second - "A couple of BLM protesters got run over tonight, now in other news Mrs. Johnson's cat is missing, have you seen this cat?" (shows picture of cat). Or something like that.
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I stumbled across this on YouTube and it made me thought of this thread:

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If those brain dead idiots have ever seen what an 18 wheeler can do to a human body when it gets in the way, well....maybe some neurons would connect for once in their lives.

The human body has a tendency to get hung up in the wheels, the axles, etc. It's not like in the movies where there is a *bump bump* run over and done kind of thing. No, think of seaweed in a blender if you will. The unfortunate victim gets wrapped around and around and around, all the while being dragged with a vibrant color palette being smeared on the road. If you don't die immediately, your final moments are of viewing your insides exiting through your mouth. You thought Taco Bell was bad!

Cliffs: do not step in front of an 18 wheeler, no matter how brain damaged you are.
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Epic LOL
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itís funny, the guy that jumped in front of a moving 80,000lb truck calls the driver of the truck a fucking lunatic

furthermore, stupid vegans, what is the threshold of valuable life? do we value deer, rabbits, and mice the same as cows? if so, i have some bad news for you. how about insects? do we value them?
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I showed this to a cop friend and he said they were intentionally stopping traffic causing an unsafe traffic jam and he would have to decide if he should warned / ticketed or arrested them after talking to them. Plus if charged, the film would be taken as evidence.



And i feel I'm at the top of the food change ... the cow eats the veggies ... I have the cow medium rare ... plus with the sides, its a double veggies order by my standards.
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