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      01-14-2019, 03:22 PM   #23
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I was always more of a Ms. Garrison fan myself. GOILS, GOILS, GOILS!!!


On the down low I always had a crush on Joe.
Damn straight. We were all supposed to like Blair but even my 10 year old heart had no time for that sh*t. Big hair blonde cheerleader vs. dangerous brunette on a motorcycle? No contest who wins that competition IMO.
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I was always more of a Ms. Garrison fan myself. GOILS, GOILS, GOILS!!!


On the down low I always had a crush on Joe.
liar. everyone wanted to frump Blair.
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I was always more of a Ms. Garrison fan myself. GOILS, GOILS, GOILS!!!


On the down low I always had a crush on Joe.
admit it...
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Damn straight. We were all supposed to like Blair but even my 10 year old heart had no time for that sh*t. Big hair blonde cheerleader vs. dangerous brunette on a motorcycle? No contest who wins that competition IMO.
YES!!! High maintenance/pretentious versus dangerous....dangerous will win every time.

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liar. everyone wanted to frump Blair.
Blasphemous! Blair annoyed me more than Natalie.

BTW, has anyone seen Joe as of late?
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      01-14-2019, 03:32 PM   #28
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You're killing me. Do you have any idea how much work I got done Friday? I posted more today than I did all last week.
I'm glad that my presence on the forums results in loss of productivity for companies nation wide.

BTW....
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admit it...
Hilarious!




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YES!!! High maintenance/pretentious versus dangerous....dangerous will win every time.



Blasphemous! Blair annoyed me more than Natalie.

BTW, has anyone seen Joe as of late?
Green eyes too? Oh for f*ck sake, I'm in love all over again.
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      01-14-2019, 03:35 PM   #31
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Green eyes too? Oh for f*ck sake, I'm in love all over again.
Right??? I'd wife her ass so hard.
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I'm glad that my presence on the forums results in loss of productivity for companies nation wide.

BTW....
Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.

What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.
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      01-14-2019, 03:43 PM   #33
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Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.

What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.
If one could only find a way to measure this statistically, this would be quite the addition to my resume or CV. I would need to determine whether or not to use it before or after the following that already occupy my prior responsibilities of:

Floor mopper at Pull Your Own Part nickel peep shows
Watching copious amounts of online porn during business hours
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Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.

What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.
Both the S&P and Dow were flat Friday as the markets tried to understand the gravity of the situation. Both are decidedly down today as everyone f*cks off and chats with Tootie.
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      01-14-2019, 03:53 PM   #35
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If one could only find a way to measure this statistically, this would be quite the addition to my resume or CV. I would need to determine whether or not to use it before or after the following that already occupy my prior responsibilities of:

Floor mopper at Pull Your Own Part nickel peep shows
Watching copious amounts of online porn during business hours
Best House Bitch Award 2007-2015

Well, if you want my advice...ah who am I kidding, I'm going to give it anyways...the "Best House Bitch" award is nothing to sneeze at. At least as prestigious as the Grammy's, only far more entertaining.

So I'd probably put that on top, followed by this measure once you can statistically quantify it, then followed by the other two in no particular order.
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      01-14-2019, 03:55 PM   #36
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Both the S&P and Dow were flat Friday as the markets tried to understand the gravity of the situation. Both are decidedly down today as everyone f*cks off and chats with Tootie.
If I ever become a talk show host, I promise you I will name the show "Everyone Fucks Off and Chats with Tootie, Judy, Rudi, Kunta"....whatever
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Seriously though.....Let's all take a moment and go back to that picture of Joe again......dammit.
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      01-14-2019, 06:29 PM   #38
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Is not_lups taken? That would be an epic name.......
I get no fresh love around here, only recycled!
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I get no fresh love around here, only recycled!
Check out the chicken sex thread for that
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If I remember correctly, thanks to Lups for the transition from Just to Not. Not Lups would have been perfect!
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If I remember correctly, thanks to Lups for the transition from Just to Not. Not Lups would have been perfect!
Judy... I was so happy to see an other female here
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If I remember correctly, thanks to Lups for the transition from Just to Not. Not Lups would have been perfect!
Judy... I was so happy to see an other female here
1. Do you qualify as a female around these parts? Well, I guess if we include your Christmas calendar booty shot back in 2016...

2. How was your FAVORITE holiday?

3. Are you over Peter yet? Enjoying your fine Skoda's ?

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I have no idea who you are, but how the fuck do you have 3,181 likes on just 776 poasts??!
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