Being a bouncer is a bad idea

xxForgedxx · 04-02-2009, 09:53 AM

So last night a patron was asked to leave by myself and another bouncer for bothering a girl. He didn't listen 4-5 times and finally we had to use force. Without using hands one of the bouncers started kind of getting him to move out the door by walking into him to get the motion going, he then said if you touch me we're going to have problems and pushed the bouncer in the chest to get away... this was after he refused to move/leave.

The bouncer put his arm around the guy and proceeded to walk him out using force, the guy went NUTS... the bouncers blasted through the crowd down the stairs while taking heavy resistance from this guy and then he decided to JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE STAIRS WITH ONE OF THE GUYS ATTACHED TO HIM! To try to get away, the guy and the bouncer FELL to the ground, the guy attempted to get the bouncer in a head lock and once the bouncer broke free the other picked him up and got him out the door, the guy then took a swing on one of them. The cops were called and this guy was out the door, they took a nasty fall down the stairs and the two cops said they had dealt with this guy 4-5 times and that he was a D-bag. He got the bouncers info and said they shouldn't even think twice about getting in trouble or not, that they were fine and not to worry it was all set...

THEN comes this BULL DYKE K-9 bitch cop, she RE-does everything and listens to this guys BS... he was saying he got punched in the face and it did look like he did but none of the bouncers hit him I saw the whole thing. None of them had anything on their knuckles and I know for a fact that if you punch someone hard enough where the other guy has a significant mark... there will be something on the hands this bitch begged to differ. No one was arrested, no police reports were filed but an incident report was done where 4-5 people at the bar (bouncers, door man etc) signed a statement of what happened to submit it. I guess this guy was saying it was because he was black and the K-9 cop ate it all up while the other two cops where still on the bouncers side. Is this crap gonna go anywhere? Someone said that if it was, people would have already been arrested...

Black///Mamba · 04-02-2009, 10:00 AM

better english please. i found this incredibly hard to understand.

Sara · 04-02-2009, 10:04 AM

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better english please. i found this incredibly hard to understand.

Nice sig man

BigDog · 04-02-2009, 10:08 AM

you're all going to jail

yomama69 · 04-02-2009, 10:20 AM

Is there a point to this story?

BigDog · 04-02-2009, 10:28 AM

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Is there a point to this story?

no... and sadly its not a delayed april fool's joke either

BMdblU · 04-02-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

Is there a point to this story?

of course not, there's never a point to any of his posts

MrAdams · 04-02-2009, 11:04 AM

bouncers suck.:finger:

Kensta335 · 04-02-2009, 11:42 AM

wat

dr.jay · 04-02-2009, 11:56 AM

I think he's trying to clue us in on his profession

BigDog · 04-02-2009, 12:15 PM

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I think he's trying to clue us in on his profession

village idiot?

dr.jay · 04-02-2009, 12:22 PM

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village idiot?

Its called sarcasm genius...

BigDog · 04-02-2009, 12:33 PM

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Its called sarcasm genius...

looks like you need to take a refresher yourself...

Blake · 04-02-2009, 12:48 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^

miktrebla09 · 04-02-2009, 12:50 PM

You're a day too late for april fool's....

um...yeah...

Rick · 04-02-2009, 01:52 PM

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Black///Mamba · 04-02-2009, 02:57 PM

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Nice sig man

hehe thanks

MontegoGoGoGo · 04-02-2009, 04:37 PM

Are you mad the bull dyke didn't show you some lovin?

Blake · 04-02-2009, 04:43 PM

http://smouch.net/lol/

Tondtar · 04-02-2009, 04:49 PM

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http://smouch.net/lol/

Do NOT click ...Or you get rolled all over the place

Blake · 04-02-2009, 04:50 PM

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Do NOT click ...Or you get rolled all over the place

party pooper

Rick · 04-02-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Do NOT click ...Or you get rolled all over the place

Boner-Kill

04-02-2009, 09:53 AM	#1
xxForgedxx Lieutenant 603 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Being a bouncer is a bad idea So last night a patron was asked to leave by myself and another bouncer for bothering a girl. He didn't listen 4-5 times and finally we had to use force. Without using hands one of the bouncers started kind of getting him to move out the door by walking into him to get the motion going, he then said if you touch me we're going to have problems and pushed the bouncer in the chest to get away... this was after he refused to move/leave. The bouncer put his arm around the guy and proceeded to walk him out using force, the guy went NUTS... the bouncers blasted through the crowd down the stairs while taking heavy resistance from this guy and then he decided to JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE STAIRS WITH ONE OF THE GUYS ATTACHED TO HIM! To try to get away, the guy and the bouncer FELL to the ground, the guy attempted to get the bouncer in a head lock and once the bouncer broke free the other picked him up and got him out the door, the guy then took a swing on one of them. The cops were called and this guy was out the door, they took a nasty fall down the stairs and the two cops said they had dealt with this guy 4-5 times and that he was a D-bag. He got the bouncers info and said they shouldn't even think twice about getting in trouble or not, that they were fine and not to worry it was all set... THEN comes this BULL DYKE K-9 bitch cop, she RE-does everything and listens to this guys BS... he was saying he got punched in the face and it did look like he did but none of the bouncers hit him I saw the whole thing. None of them had anything on their knuckles and I know for a fact that if you punch someone hard enough where the other guy has a significant mark... there will be something on the hands this bitch begged to differ. No one was arrested, no police reports were filed but an incident report was done where 4-5 people at the bar (bouncers, door man etc) signed a statement of what happened to submit it. I guess this guy was saying it was because he was black and the K-9 cop ate it all up while the other two cops where still on the bouncers side. Is this crap gonna go anywhere? Someone said that if it was, people would have already been arrested...
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