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      01-19-2022, 03:28 PM   #1255
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We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.
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      01-19-2022, 03:33 PM   #1256
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We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.
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      01-19-2022, 03:37 PM   #1257
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We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.


Those are already on my Instagram.

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We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.
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      01-19-2022, 03:52 PM   #1258
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Been gone for about 6 months. Feels good to be back boys.
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      01-19-2022, 06:27 PM   #1259
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Prostate exam necessity is left over from the days of leeches. Is it symmetrical ????
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      01-19-2022, 07:26 PM   #1260
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You should take his money - his doctor and his wife (probably...unless she hates him by now) won't let him race. So he's a safe bet - free money!
Who said that *I* was going to drive it around the track?

I actually just wanted to use it for training a bus load of 16-year-olds to drive a manual gearbox. Figured that since it's brand new, the clutch can survive a day's abuse.....
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You know I happily would! Sadly, I'm nowhere near you.

Write me into your will would you?
UncleWede hasn't stated a claim to Sedan's stuff yet? I thought he surely would being MK has been MIA.
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      01-20-2022, 07:54 AM   #1262
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UncleWede hasn't stated a claim to Sedan's stuff yet? I thought he surely would being MK has been MIA.
Uncle Wede is a kinder, gentler soul than MK. He's also a tad bit slower. Dibs!!
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      01-20-2022, 08:42 AM   #1263
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Uncle Wede is a kinder, gentler soul than MK. He's also a tad bit slower. Dibs!!
MKSixer is the designated Chief of Stuff. In the regime that our future leader Joekerr has shared, there is no room for petty power grabs within the hierarchy. I know that his Benevolence will provide the NEEDS I have for access to Sedan_Clan 's 911.

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      01-29-2022, 11:48 PM   #1264
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Dunno what it's called and can't be bothered to google but that pointy upright metal thing used in restaurants, etc to collect paper slips must be one of the most stupid/dangerous inventions. I wonder how many ppl accidentally skewered their hands in a rush?
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      01-30-2022, 05:05 AM   #1265
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Dunno what it's called and can't be bothered to google but that pointy upright metal thing used in restaurants, etc to collect paper slips must be one of the most stupid/dangerous inventions. I wonder how many ppl accidentally skewered their hands in a rush?
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      02-02-2022, 09:27 AM   #1266
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      02-02-2022, 11:14 AM   #1267
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The new Axe deodorant sprays uses the same scent as the old RightGuard
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The new Axe deodorant sprays uses the same scent as the old RightGuard
Your smeller is off. go to the old fart thread.
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Your smeller is off. go to the old fart thread.
I'm mostly a new-fangled crystal guy, but I found a bottle over at dad's house, and sprayed a squirt. Was somehow expecting something. . . different, based on TV commercials.
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I got two cans designated for outdoor duty
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Your smeller is off. go to the old fart thread.
...or the broken smeller from COVID thread that keeps getting deleted.

Right Guard has smelled like canned industrial pollution for about 3-4 years now.

I forgot to pack a can when we took our SC road trip for the closing last spring. The hotel's gift shop had Old Spice gel stick. One use, and I'll never go back to canned industrial pollution ever again.....
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      02-05-2022, 12:35 PM   #1272
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      02-05-2022, 01:15 PM   #1273
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      02-06-2022, 04:39 PM   #1274
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I dunno what's going on in that below thread but I'm tempted to risk bannage and go there to post C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
https://e89.zpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1380363
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The IOC is in Russia and China's back pocket. Plenty of circumstantial evidence though.
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The IOC is in Russia and China's back pocket. Plenty of circumstantial evidence though.
I would say that's probably true, but it's even deeper in the U.S. pocket, and that's why there isn't any circumstantial evidence. The U.S. has the "cleanest" athletes, who constantly get caught using steroids in every major professional sport, but are somehow generally the top performing in most amateur sports, never using (getting caught). I guess the transition from amateur to professional is when U.S. athletes start the cycles.

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