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      04-10-2021, 02:03 AM   #353
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“It’s the tough things that we go through, hard things we go through, that get us to that point where we’re better and stronger than we’ve ever been.”

“You have to have humility. You have to be able to humble yourself and know what you got, know where it came from.”

“The minute you get too big to mop a floor or wipe a counter, that’s the exact minute you have life fucked up.”

“It’s a waste of energy to think about what somebody else is doing and how they doing it. I’ma just do what I do.”

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"I love who I am. I'm God's child. We all are. We all are," DMX continued in the video. "If you don't know it, you're going to miss out on so many blessings that he has for you. And it comes from insight. It just comes from being aware."

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"A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner."
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      04-11-2021, 12:16 PM   #359
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A college student reported for his first day at a new, part-time job.

Boss: "Here's the broom, get to it."

Student: "But I'm a college student."

Boss (grabbing the broom back): "Okay, I'll show you how."
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I learned this one some time during grade school:



Boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
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I learned this one some time during grade school:



Boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Loved that. I used to hear it a lot when I was little.
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I learned this one some time during grade school:



Boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
And while sugar and spice may melt in the rain, snakes/snail/tails don't, so boys don't need umbrellas
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      04-17-2021, 02:30 AM   #371
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